It's actually even better with the controller. You're... just an asshole. Why does every single thread have one of you shitheads in it? OH NO, SOMEBODY LIKES SOMETHING, TO THE HATEMOBILE! I must go shit on it before more people start to like it too!

[walks into thread to correct OP's mistake]

I sincerely hope you're being facetious. I'm atheist and I've never wanted to kill anybody. Well, except for the temptation when I saw your comment.

This is Gawker, it's a wonder they didn't accuse him of being drunk and publish his home address.

OH SHIT, SOMEBODY LIKES SOMETHING, BETTER CALL X-STAR

Should've. Should've and would've are contractions of should have and would have.

I don't like bronies either, but they have nothing to do with autistics.

I wish I knew. I wish I knew why all of you do it.

If anyone wants a bigger version of the header image, you can find it here:

I obviously did, and you can quote all kinds of crap all day, but one is not the other, no matter how much you will it so. You are being disingenuous and looking for something that isn't there to have something to complain about.

They haven't run out, there are plenty of great ideas. It's just that none of the investors and producers want to risk bombing with them and losing money.

What? If she was inside the bed, then the machine she's lying back on would be bending her double backwards. I'm not sure you have a firm grasp on human anatomy.

I did read the article, and Slender Man did not come from Flickr. This isn't Slender Man, and Sinister isn't Marble Hornets. They aren't even similar.

No, it isn't. Slender Man exists outside the Marble Hornets footage and always has. And the real intellectual property of Slender Man didn't come from an anonymous Flickr user, it was created on the SomethingAwful forums by Victor Surge and had nothing to do with Flickr.

Why would they admit to something they never did?

That's okay, you just had to be the Token Guy That Shits On Something Just Because Everybody Else Liked It. It's nothing to be ashamed of, every review has one.

Wow, that thrashing back and forth bit looks like a neckbreaker!

Luckily, I live out in the country, so my exposure to stupidity is usually confined to the internet.

Here's another goof for you: didn't Wolvie have bone claws when he was in Japan? Was that before the Weapon X project and the adamantium infusion, or am I just crazy?

What the hell, dude. This is the dumbest thing I've seen today.