The profit would be watching your Heelys slide out from under you and your armored butt hitting the floor like a drawerful of silverware, CRASH!

I will agree that they are both silly, but I will accept the one that's based in factual technology over the one that's based on a 3,000-year-old legend about a virgin-impregnating, physics-defying invisible sky magician cobbled together out of a dozen different belief systems both pagan and classical.

Because the simulation theory is one hell of a lot less silly.

This will never, ever happen until we get rid of greenhouse-denying religious fundies and their grip on the government and its purse strings. And that's probably not going to happen for quite a while. I hope your children's children enjoy gas masks and Soylent Green.

Not sure I like having one of the best parts of my childhood condensed into a cheesy gay leather queen by hipster kids.

To put it succinctly, go fuck yourself.

Hey, it's only illegal in 37 states. Not forbidden everywhere!

I still don't understand why Sonic the Hedgehog needs a car. He could outrun every car on the track.

It's entertaining, I guess, but I'm not sure I agree with trivializing real problems that real soldiers have. After spending a couple months talking to psych after coming home from Afghanistan last year myself, this ended up not being nearly as funny as they wanted it to be. Especially after the divorce.

I'd buy you a beer but I'm horrible at introducing people.

As obscure as he was in the Wolverine movie, though, it doesn't strike me that Joe Blow would make the jump from a teleporting, one-clawed, bald-headed Ryan Reynolds with no mouth to the Merc With a Mouth, a ninja-looking dude in a red jumpsuit. Did the movie even call him Deadpool?

There was a time when he became not-popular?

Then they should get up and do something about it. Your tactic of raging on blog comments is apparently not working.

Who said anything about wiping my ass? And how do you even know how much money I have?

Opinions are like assholes, man, they're all full of shit and nobody wants to see yours either.

Yep, because who gives a shit? Are you going to care about this movie this time next year? Are you going to buy a new copy every time Disney "pulls it out of the vault"?

I have Cherokee heritage too!

Good God. Who shit in your Cheerios? Who cares who plays who? It's a fucking character from a TV show nobody watches anymore. The main character is Cameron Winklevoss, for Pete's sake.

Here comes the pointless bitching about Tonto being whitewashed.

I can't do it either. I can barely fall asleep in the bed at the end of the day, much less on a couch or in a chair somewhere. I have to be completely exhausted.