Your tongue is broken.

Didn't Man-Thing have a daisy growing out of the top of his head when he was born/created? I distinctly remember seeing a comic book of Man-Thing's birth by toxic waste. Maybe it was in the back of an issue of Peter Porker.

Except for the part where it has nothing to do with Marble Hornets or Slender Man. It's Butcherface, if anything.

Or, you could have started off on the right foot by dressing like a professional to start with.

It was a small herd of large animals. It might have been a wildebeest or a zebra.

Man, that song really made that video, IMHO. Really gave it an otherworldly feel. I was running mental movies of some kind of TRON-style scene the whole time.

Ancient Snarf.

No, I don't, and don't call me surely.

Sexy voice, innit?

You just made something out of words, but that's where the sense stops.

GRRRR I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE SO I'M GOING TO YELL ABOUT IT

Thank you for not paying for Gold. That means I don't have to see you in a game.

I saw plenty of animals. I almost got killed by a rhino (or some large animal, don't remember what it was) several times.

These replies are hilarious, even if you are crazy as hell.

Yep. Far Cry 2 was a masterpiece, man. I loved assaulting fortified compounds at night. I have so many stories from that game. Midnight sniper runs, sneaking through rainy jungles, tense shotgun battles in shanty towns... I'll never forget the Impossible Shot I made that one time that led to me taking out an entire…

You have lost your mind. Far Cry 2 was a masterpiece. You have to play it longer than the title screen to really "get it".

Hey, don't I know you? You're that chick from Reddit that digs furries and little kids, right?

What? Of course it isn't. I just made it up, right then.

It started that way and blew up in popularity for a reason, man. I hate to sound hipster but the franchise was better before Capcom ruined it with Michael Bay Syndrome. Only the movies could be worse in every way.

I gave up hope 2 minutes into RE4. This action movie bullshit is NOT the bee's knees.