You're the one bringing race into it about brown skin, AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE BROWN SKIN!

This phenomenon is still happening, only now it's encapsulated into serialized YouTube videos such as MarbleHornets and The Haunting of Sunshine Girl. The characters in these series videotape their adventures with a camcorder, and then, at intervals, they upload them to the internet for everyone instead of writing a…

He sounds like he's burp-talking. I almost swear I could smell beer-breath.

Goddamn, is every other Gawker commenter a troll now, or what?

This one's gonna be good, dude. His sister found out about his extracurricular activities.

Jesus Christ, there really is a troll for everything under the sun, isn't there? I'm beginning to think this is a legitimate mental illness. Confrontational schizoid disorder. I'm calling it right here, folks.

They might actually be allowing it as part of the scene. The superheroes in Kick-Ass were pretty media-popular, especially Dave.

I wouldn't mind seeing an issue of Deadpool where he's thrust from one contemporary literary world into another. One minute he's surfing blood tides in The Shining, the next he's staking Twilight's vampires, the next he's in Fifty Shades of Gray with a camcorder, the next he's in House of Leaves doing battle with his…

I've been seeing this "protip" over and over on the internet for years, and I wouldn't care if it was a repost if it actually worked.

That's a good rule of thumb for a hell of a lot of situations.

Don't mind him; he's from Barcelona.

Speaker of the House. Got his own gavel and everything!

For a butchershop, I don't see many dead horses.

Do you normally use resin statues to get sex? Also, who cares? Sex is overrated. Happiness is where it's at, and if this statue makes a person happy, then so be it.

This is the actual definition of piracy. What the media calls piracy now is just "stealing".

Hey, I liked Chris Gaines. Whatever happened to the movie it was supposed to tie into, anyway? "The Lamb"?

You know, I suggested that back when Minecraft came out for the 360 and I'm pretty sure that if they'd had my street address, the commenters would have mailed me anthrax.

Loving this impromptu pet cruelty confession session.

TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWWWWWN!

What was wrong with it? The player's reloads were in slow-motion and he barely had time to pull up the scope before the rifle went off.