I'm not sure you've ever had two or three anthills in the back yard and trails of ants marching up and down your baseboards and crown molding, getting into your stored food and pet dishes, biting your children in their beds.

May not be in the same boat, but they're sure as hell in the same pond.

I'm 31 years old, and I was referring to the fact that they both seem to have borderline bad/simple graphics, and most likely extremely similar gameplay mechanics.

That switch from live-action to video-game graphics was rather anti-climactic. EPIC... EPIC.... EPIC... EPIC... aaaaand Warcraft. I think I actually heard a disembodied fart noise during the transition.

You've evidently never worked in retail, or joined the Armed Forces.

I love you. I hate pixel art on Minecraft landscapes so much. It's hideous and a waste of resources.

He'd have to take the Bering Ice Bridge back to Asia/Russia for that.

... What? It's a sex game. Are you even paying attention?

What does Alaska have to do with any of this?

You are missing the point and turning it into a strawman.

The game wasn't offensive, it's tasteless. Who is this game possibly marketed to? Perverts? Who would want to play this crap? If I'm going to go through the trouble of seducing a woman, I'm going to go out and seduce a real one.

Has nothing to do with monster designs. It's about the gameplay. They've basically turned it into Call of Duty with zombies. It's not survival horror anymore, it's a Michael Bay movie with vaguely zombie-ish monsters.

Holy shit, yes. ERIC NORTHMAN FOR DANTE!

It probably helps that the kid actually looks a bit like a shaved marmot.

This is why I can't eat anything that looks remotely like what it used to be. I can't even eat meat with bones in it. My imagination is simply too powerful and vivid.

Goddamn Wilhelm Scream. Took me right out of the scene. I had to close the tab.

Apparently I need to move to Michigan, because down here in the south, being ex-military is actually a detriment to finding work.

Bronies: "LOOK AT ALL THIS PONYMEDIA! ISN'T IT AWESOME I'M GOING TO CRAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU CHOKE! WHEEEEEESONICSCREWDRIVER"

Veterans get preferential hiring and early access to job listings?

Unfortunately I don't have a phone, so this is useless to me.