If you can look at this gallery and tell me there's no extraterrestrial life in the universe other than us, you are either an idiot or a liar.

Not enough advertising. Seriously, if I wasn't keeping up with it through watching my various newsfeeds (Kotaku, Reddit, etc) for mention of it, I wouldn't have even known about it.

Raise them or you'll die penniless and insane, like me.

I read the article and comprehended that it was about a chemical delivery system whose development was funded by the military to use on military members. That's what I comprehended. It looks like one of us messed up and it wasn't me.

I'll agree with you the next time I see an entire McDonalds' worth of employees and customers get sent to the hospital for amputations and skin grafts because one of the cars in the drive-through exploded. Again.

When it's the only career choice between you and homelessness, you tend to view things a little differently. Not that you give a shit.

The only thing that scares me more than the unbridled crazy of what you just said is the faint possibility...that you could be right. D:

Also, I was in KAF, KAIA, and Camp Arena in 2010. You probably even laid physical eyes directly on me. I had no days off whatsoever.

I agree, this could be very helpful for civilians with chemical imbalances; unfortunately, the article is about depression in the military, and so was my comment, so your angry response makes no sense.

Doxycycline was exactly what I was referring to. I was on it in Afghanistan and it helped turn me into a lunatic. As soon as I came off it and it was out of my system, I was fine. Several medical personnel agree with this observation that I have spoken to, as well, including the general practitioner that I visited…

If guardian angels were real, I'm sure I wouldn't want one putting rebars through my freaking skull.

Unfortunately this doesn't treat the cause, only the symptoms. This doesn't get rid of overwhelming veteran unemployment, cheating spouses, back to back deployments, mind-warping anti-malarial medication, and 24-hour work days in theatre.

Judging by the results I got from the search, apparently I tried the shotgun approach BEFORE I took the picture I used.

I got a female supermodel, Idi Amin, and a bunch of babies.

Thank you. It's always refreshing to meet a stranger that doesn't immediately scream "MURDERER" in my face. You have made my day.

I've already played those, I had a PS3 while I was in Afghanistan but sold it before I left. I enjoyed the brief moments of adventure, and exploration interspersed throughout the constant 2,000-man gunbattles. I think there was a story in there too, but I couldn't hear it over all the henchmen wading through their…

This is the game that's making me consider trading in my Xbox for a PS3.

I didn't realize gibbons were so bad ass they'd made spanking tigers into a pastime.

I could swing from the platforms, but I don't know any actors, unfortunately. I'm sure I could find no shortage of people willing to throw flaming basketballs at me, however.

That video actually makes me want to go running. Maybe if I treated it like a video game I'd work out more often.