The problem I have with dehydration and drinking all of my water before I start doing whatever it is that's going to dry me out, is the fact that within the half hour after I drink the bottle of water, I will immediately be required by my body to track down the nearest toilet/loo/lav/latrine/tree and pee every drop of…

You expected a funny Dorkly video?

If you guys get together, could you upload your antics to YouTube for those of us unable to procure said game and mod? Pretty please?

I think you're confusing "crappy fan film" with "Deadpool the Movie will never work".

One thing that will definitely help you stay in the zone is to eliminate the Internet as a distraction. Once you've removed the temptation to check Facebook, Google+, or Reddit a thousand times an hour, it becomes tangibly easier to achieve it.

I dunno, man—I tried running on a treadmill and playing Skyrim at the same time, and it nearly ruined me. The dissonance between my running-bobbing in real life and headbob in Skyrim made it impossible.

Batwoman would be awesome, as long as it's the New 52 Kathy Kane suit. I love the design and the color scheme. Batgirl would be good too, as would a Harley Quinn suit (!).

Who on earth would want to wear a button that says "While you were reading Tolkien, I was watching Evangelion"? I'd want to punch /myself/ just for doing it.

Oh my God. That was like watching a Coen Brothers movie. Why on earth does this have to be a Playstation exclusive? I actually had it preordered before I discovered the exclusivity.

That Bethesda was just joking about World of Elder Warcraft Scrolls Online, and all those ESO screenshots were some elaborate late April Fools' Day joke. :(

Minecraft doesn't work for shit on my PC. I've been playing the living crap out of XBOX MC since it came out, because I can't enjoy it at all any other way. You're just griping that people like something you don't like, and we're all tired of hearing it. Go troll somewhere else.

It's assholes all the way down.

That was hands down the best rebuttal I have ever seen. Bravo, good sir. Bravo, especially the first line in the second paragraph. Thank you for being on the internet.

(Random griping about Elder Scrolls Online and hotbars full of cooldowns)

That was incredible, hahaha. That totally makes me want to see Tarantino direct a Turtles movie.

Liam Neeson as the Dentist.

Selling mature video games to kids is bad, and you should feel bad. Why don't you point out the rating system to these lazy, ignorant parents, and indicate that they're thinking about purchasing something rated over the child's age level? (Or like me, ask the parent if they're going to take the kid to a strip club and…

God in heaven, why?!

Would that be "Blood First: Rambo II"?

If you think music sucks, you are listening to the wrong music. Get off the bought-air FM stations and try a few online locations. Pandora and [www.reddit.com] are my mainstays, but you can easily find something worth listening to with a negligible amount of effort.