In other news, how awesome was the music in those old NES games? They really pulled off "mysterious" and "lonely/scary" very well, especially in those songs with the reverb on the repeating note in the above video during the Karate Kid ending. Timelessly creepy, man. I remember the Goonies and Friday the 13th having…

Oh! Oh! And they should have a scene where Preacher's wife admits to infidelity over the phone, then confesses to planning on leaving him, and then you are treated to a quick-time event mini-game where you time button presses in order to fight your NCO over your rifle so you can grab it and blow your own brains out…

Yep. The best, as far as I'm concerned.

I'm going to re-iterate something I brought up over at Reddit the other day; I think it applies here.

"Blinged-out".

And Baz Luhrmann. Have you watched Moulin Rouge? I literally couldn't keep up with even the simplest of dialogue scenes without trying not to puke.

You'll wake up one day and turn on the news only to learn that there was a zombie outbreak late last night, but the military and the police already took care of it.

Unfortunately, dumb parents beget dumb children, hate leads to suffering, the armbone's connected to the shoulder bone, and — voila — you get politicians.

If only for the opportunity to hear someone say, "What is that? It smells like dirty martini balls in here."

Damn, those kids had some talent.

I don't either, and I can't. Every time I try to run it past the title screen I get an error and it crashes.

Nope, Downpour is crap. The enemies are recycled from Condemned, the textures are from an early PS2 game, and the combat plays like a 3D street brawler. No creep factor at ALL. The only good thing about Downpour is the Daniel Licht score, and even then it doesn't hold anywhere near a candle to Akira Yamaoka's work on…

I will only be excited if they make it for consoles too, so everybody can play it, not just those of us that can afford an expensive PC rig. I'd be extra excited if they ported the first Amnesia to Xbox Live as a downloadable.

Ahahaha, that's the 2012 version of "Your village called, they want their idiot back." Ahahahaha.

I saw one in person last year in Afghanistan. It was as big as my hand splayed out, fingertip to fingertip.

Instead of making an MMO with Fallout, they should make it like Red Dead Redemption's multiplayer, with persistent matches, player capacity caps, and things to do, like quests, side-missions, and various games like playing carnival games at Point Lookout.

I had no idea what she looked like the first three times I heard the song and it still took me a month to stop weeping when I watched the video of her singing over the live-action Skyrim commercial.

Native Americans don't exist, they all migrated from Asia via the Bering Land Bridge just after the Ice Age. We're ALL immigrants.

Or, you know, you could actually finish SpyParty so we can goddamn play it— the other producers may annualize their dead horses but at least they eventually publish the freaking things.

I want that on a T-shirt: "My Hate Is a Rowboat"