Someone needs to tell Wyclef Jean this is hurdles and not limbo!

I think every Volkswagen owner feels the same way as Vogel when they found out their mpg was fraudulent.

Very surprising because Vogel’s bike is high-end German engineering...it’s an Unupzee Von Poopshut. Think I forgot the two dots above the “u”.

Been trying to do to my wife what that bike did to Vogel for 20 years.

But could you deal with the worn out leather and smell of smoke? I love how, not even I know if we’re talking about the car or Lindsay at this point. It’s because they are one in the same!

Guys, it’s an odd shade of orange, probably pounded on by some Russian, and way beyond its prime. If this car was a person it would be Lindsay Lohan!

Can’t believe Pedroso didn’t give Oliveira an ultimatum like, “This canoeist needs to leave oar else!”

Rio...cocaine readily available. Pool chemicals...only sold on black market.

Lifter passes out...spotters quickly run and put weights BACK IN PLACE!

Attention NYC motorcyclists. Unless you are a Hell’s Angel or connected do NOT own any high-end motorcycle without 24 hr garage security. My friend had THREE high-performance Ducatis stolen from 1999-2008. He tried a ton of different locks and security options. If they want a bike...they just take it. I wish the owner…

Other things it could be:

I remember when going to church meant falling asleep!

Avoid this car like Donald Trump with Zika herpes! These cars are notorious for electrical problems and high-price repairs.

Absolutely.

I stopped following the Yankees when he arrived...not a coincidence. It was like a bad soap opera star joined your favorite movie trilogy. I don’t need a Days of Our Lives actor taking a starring role in Star Wars.

Jerked? Dong? Subtle. Was “creamed his seed” taken?

With Zika, Rio brothel urine-burning STDs, Montezumah’s revenge, and Hope Solo’s drunken assaults the USA men’s bball team may be looking at similar numbers.

That first photo looks like casting for the Asian version of Gilligan’s Island.