One time I was driving to a Cubs game with my girlfriend and best friend Cameron. We had Cameron’s father’s Ferrari, so I slipped the attendant a finsky to take extra special care of it. Turns out when we got home they must've been joy-riding because the mileage was way off. Anyway, I suggested jacking up the car and…

Funniest Griffin: Blake, Kathy or Eddie? After that set I go with Merv.

Agent Orange Julius gift cards?

Sorry again...TAKES AWAY, takes away from the humor. I’m all thumbs.

Hurdlers...sorry, spelling mistake take always from the humor.

Imagine the next time they pull the scam they're dressed as Chinese hurdles?!

I attended a show at Madison Square Garden about 20 years ago with a buddy. We were pre-gaming pretty good and decided to walk in when we saw Tony Garea, a ref, and one of the Brisco brothers. I turned to Tony and said, “Hey, the next time you see Pat Patterson, tell him to go fuck himself.” Without missing a beat and…

Thanks for stirring a fun memory. My dad worked for IBM in the 80s and bought my brother and I an IBM PC Jr. Along with DOS games, King’s Quest was the shit if I wasn’t using my Intellivision. Did I mention my cousin had a Commodore 64? He did.

“No one could tell”. If you’re 7 feet tall (with Afro 8) and you speak like a giant WITH a garbled French accent you tend to get away with more.

Hall of Fame lip quivering!

It looks like a middle-aged Prowler...fat...stopped caring about life...it’s the “dad-bod” of cars.