I was at my pool the other day speaking to an extremely attractive woman. Once she didn’t understand Black Lives Matters and started showing Republican traits I wanted to go to the bottom of the deep end and take a huge breath. If you're ruining hotties you must be a member of ISIS!

Great story. I thought he’d donate it to the DPW to fix that pothole left in his dome.

You make great points and I’ve had similar thoughts ever since I saw a VW Phaeton with hard wood floors.

One would think that the NFL class action suit regarding CTE is precedent-setting and would create greater validity for this claim. I’ve followed the WWE since I was a kid (then WWWF), it’s pretty amazing how they’ve skirted labor laws for so long. Actors have unions to prevent this type of thing and so do…

My boss’ last name is Lucia. He medaled...both figuratively and literally by fucking as many employees as possible.

Dana White reminds me of a prostitute in an elevator because he sucks on so many levels.

Fifteen years ago Brock was picked up for possession of steroids in Kentucky. During a Real Sports interview he became angry when questioned about steroids and refused to answer questions. I live by the principle that if an athlete does something that is “superhuman” chances are he or she took something to make…

I’m 42 and a teacher. I remember when I was in 7th or 8th grade and jokingly called a peer a “retard” in an industrial arts class. The teacher called me into his office and said that sometimes words like that are offensive to not only those with disabilities but their family members. I asked if he had a family member…

She had enough practice with Tiger’s wood.

I respect and admire these men for addressing their peers and using the platform for what needs to be said. We’re beyond words though. Action plans (particularly in certain cities) need to be set with realistic goals and timelines that address the problems on both sides. Admitting fault is a good place to start by…

Why’d you make me Google it you tease?

I used to play Hardball on the Commodore 64 so I can appreciate this. I stopped watching when David Ortiz got an infield single.

They used to have a pay-per-view once every 6-8 months, then it became 2-3. In order to justify the value they’ll need to have one every night. I worry about the fighters. They’re already paid a pittance compared to other pro sports, and when you consider what the Fertittas and White make they might as well be the…

So an ASSISTANT equipment manager has knowledge and access to a complete, confidential, alternative set of financial records of the Yankees of the late 90s AND gives a great BJ? He’s like the Richard Simmons of espionage!

Posada isn’t the only MLB catcher rumored to have caught balls to the face.

Howard with Orlando was awesome, Lakers awful, Houston better than average...the Hawks GM should be fired because they just got the NBA equivalent of the Zika virus!

Condolences to the Summitt family, friends and Tennessee alumni.

He’s clearly a homer and personal friends with Brady, but I don’t see this as “insane” at all. The “classy gentleman” argument is a bit much, but this so overblown (no pun intended) it’s absurd. Brady appears to have not cooperated...fine him, make the punishment fit the crime and move on. In the grand scheme, can…

I think it’s good that there are network policies to NOT broadcast people who interrupt sporting events. Can someone please tell me why this same principle isn’t applied to gunmen? There’s an “Omar Mateen” out there that thinking “that could be me”. Proposal: we devise a cowardly and general disgraceful term for all…