well i just learned puerto ricans were born outside the united states.

Fuck this guy.

And fuck this dumbass, Guy-Fieri-recipe fight.

Paige broke off the engagement a couple weeks ago, according to Del Rio, but then they got back together shortly thereafter. She’s obviously had a lot of ups and downs over the past year. I feel a little sorry for her and hope she can grow up for her own safety. Seems like she’s always at the extremes.

Poker is a really fun game and interesting mental challenge that is completely drained of all its joy because of the low-lifes you inevitably have to play (no offense to Tom Bracy).

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

First cop on the scene told him to put his Piscataway. But the guy’s a Hoboken so he just kept Wyckoff his Weehawken until he Nutley.

The best is when people you know talk about how “productive” they are and feel the need to be “productive” on their days off from work, because if they aren’t actively accomplishing something then they are a failure.

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

99% sure he wouldn’t have done that to a dude.

Yeah, that was really odd. He pushed her shoulder where her hand would have been had she not snubbed him. He’s the coach, he cannot be putting his hands on another player like that. Act like the adult in the room and move on.

It seems a little bush league to not shake hands. But the coach should have just shook his head and moved on. No need to touch her. Douche.

Well, the problem with Deadspin has more to do with Gawker ending and merging here.

You mean this one?

Rematch in a steel cage.