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Answer to headline...every car I’ve ever owned.

The guy actually seems nice and I wish him and his family the best, but when you take enough drugs to choke a rhino and have more strokes than Michael Phelps do people expect a fairytale ending? The only thing to make his story more tragic would be if he re-signed with the Lakers.

I’ve followed MMA closely for nearly twenty years. Whether it’s boxing or MMA, the majority of former participants are left a shell of their former selves. When they’ve been used exploited, battered, and suffer brain trauma there’s no pension. That being said, I don’t condone Shamrock’s lack of performance. It’s what

Sit through this stinky pile of shit and THEN tell me if you feel the same way.

God I wish Murphy did a new stadium tour...at least it would be better than Harper Lee’s “Go Set a Watchman”.

If someone brought three of my ex-girlfriends together I’d shit my pants. This dude has pudding pops in his veins.

Tejada should’ve fired the ball off Utley’s teeth after that.

My grandfather had a Continental in the 70s...no car seats back then. If those leather seats were Armoralled it was like a slip-and-slide. Fun stuff. Oh yeah...I like this car, well done Lincoln!

At least A.C. Cowlings isn’t driving the white Bronco this time.

This guy is operating on a whole other level...he even puts his t-shirts on hangers (look in the back).

The first car I saw with wood flooring was the VW Phaeton. I really like this concept though...granted, you get into an accident and someone’s pulling a splinter out of your ass the size of a Louisville Slugger.

My dad had a 280 ZX and an Opel GT. From age 2-6 I pretty much layed in the back and stared up through hatch backs while driving.

It’s ironic that maybe the Nets all-time greatest PF/C is an alcoholic, but now they're owned by a White Russian.

Was that a Rob Ryan-inspired defense?

Maybe his AIDS/Cancer medication went from $13.50 a pill to $750 per pill.

This is one of the strongest blogs I’ve read on here in a long time...great writing. The humor isn’t forced, there’s honest advice, and it makes you want to read more. I NEED TO GO TO A BLACK COOKOUT!

He got his wig pushed back.

Guy does a great job...what would’ve made it awesome:

Cool, but if it extends too long it much it’ll get a little too dog penisy / lipstick Casey.

Holy moly she’s great!