Hey Damon, it’s one thing to defend your “hero” and it’s another to disrespect the victims of a serial rapist. What if the women in your family made a claim of rape against someone and they were labeled “unrapeable”? This is your weak-ass attempt to be “street” on a popular show. I’d hope there would be a media…

Bolt fell? Not the Colts fault...probably just this photographer again!

Great find! This car is so ‘78 it hurts! It might as well be a time machine that takes you to a mall where everyone smokes, you buy a Farrah Fawcett poster, and then ask some skank if she wants to hop in and see this new movie Jaws everyone is talking about.

It’s like someone brought my childhood toys to life.

Cue the Benny Hill music!

I’m a teacher and I have more tricks than David Blaine prostituting himself.

The only person paying that much for an Escort is Charlie Sheen.

What a jabroni!

Prediction: Frank Clark may punch Patrick “Don’t Call Me Robert” Redford after this article.

Two concussions, torn knee ligaments and a dislocated ankle...RG III has been through a meat grinder. This guy needs more protection than the parents of 18 Kids and Counting!

Harbaugh almost seems like a guy who would make a huge deal out of something trivial because of his arrogance...something like, I don’t know...the air pressure in balls for instance.

What in the FUCK is going on with this team?! This offseason they saw more retirees than Golden Corral and now even Harbaugh looks like a genius.

If you’re clicking Nice Price you’re hitting the crack pipe. Five grand for a 16 yr old Neon?! I don’t care if there’s $4,000 cash under the hood...just sitting in the driver’s seat automatically drops you at least one social class.

Skitch please!

So ahead of his time...

A. No one wants an SSR

Legion of Dumb

After the Fab Five, merchandise sales at the University of Michigan went from $1.5 million annually to over $10 million and they didn’t get a legal cut. Maybe it’s time to have a starter/non-starter payroll system.

Hey Rob, maybe your house wouldn’t sink if your refrigerator wasn’t filled with 2 tons of food every week you fat bastard!