You sir, may have the BEST name on here.

Am I the only one impressed by the hedges at this school?

I just voted, felt confident, then saw 99% of the world disagreed. Time to step back and re-eval. It’s like an automotive intervention compliments of Jalopnik.

I agree 100% with Icecold Davis. While it’s speculation, Kapler gained a lot of muscle quickly. In addition, after his World Series win with the Red Sox he signed with a team in Japan. He didn't just leave because of the money, he could've made good money here.

There’s a movie from ‘77 called “The Van” with Danny DeVito. I vaguely recall watching it on USA Network’s Up All Night about 25 years ago. The thing I remember was when they opened the van it looked like it was about 1500 square feet inside.

This is the musical equivalent to “Go Set a Watchman”.

Has a panther on it...covered in velour. If this car was a person it would be any of the following:

Good to see Anderson Silva is working again.

I like the car, I really do. However $13k is a bit steep, and I have a feeling that the jabroni who thought he was racing #33 beat on that thing like a drunken John Bonham on his tom toms.

Is that Key or Peele?

I used to see a Phaeton in southern NH. I did a little research and I believe some came with hardwood flooring.

Joint practices should be mellow maaaan.

I get dizzy when I’m in the backseat of a moving car...good luck and Godspeed Nichelle.

This good ol boy just wants to do donuts in Eric Dickerson’s SMU Trans Am like it was 1982...actually he may not because the car has the word “Trans” in it. Attention Craig James: FoxSports didn’t make you unemployable, YOU made yourself that way...I guess you can say “It was a choice”. See what I did there?

I have this weird thing for louvered windows. It’s like if a heavy woman has a dangly belly button ring. I know I shouldn’t like it...but I do.

I did this once but it was with tractors, and we weren’t pulling...more like a chicken fight. Anyway, I’m actually scared and trying to jump off but the laces of my Chuck Taylor’s get caught. The whole time in the background somebody is playing “I Need a Hero”. Pretty wild, oh yeah, Sean Penn’s brother was there too.

The best thing about the first picture is that it makes my dream of someone kicking the shit out of Jon Gosselin a reality.

Now this is ART!