austinmr
Matt
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1. That brand I was referring to was that of Kevin Durant, not the Warriors.

He won’t tolerate lollygagging. Or side-burns.

On the bright side, the 19 outs in 6.1 innings pitched ties the record for most outs recorded in that amount of innings

So a 3/5 compromise, got it

There are two types of people in this world. People who experienced something shitty and feel like everyone else behind them has to to experience the same thing, and people who experience something shitty and work to prevent those behind them them from having the same shitty experience. 

This is what happens when you don’t copy and paste that disclaimer on Facebook.

Curt Schilling shared an article by Lee Judge

Perfection.

Ain’t that some pool shift?

Placing obligatory “The real crime is shooting the video in portrait mode” comment here.

Beech Grove is in Indiana. I’m from Indiana. I no longer live in Indiana. That’s all.

[looks over visa]
[doesn’t recognize name]
[shrugs shoulders]

Not so lucky, actually, didn't you hear they're past their last fuckable day?

NOT A FISH. DISQUALIFIED.

I’m a vet. A USMC combat vet at that. I do not give a shit about this.

The shirt is “offensive”, but raising a flag on a foreign country’s land isn’t?

I love the look on Stephen's face, like "You really roped me in to this shit? I was just minding my own fucking business..."