So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?

If we're all supposed to honor and respect you for being big strong men willing to take a bullet to enforce the law and protect the public, maybe you shouldn't undercut that by being hysterically overreactive crybabies about the slightest implication that maybe somebody in your ranks is doing a shitty job?

Say what you will about Kanye, but he helped get hip-hop out of the "baggy everything" era and is arguably the greatest producer in the history of the genre. He says some really dumb things, but his impact is impossible to ignore. He was also rapping about social issues in an era where there was little to no…

Definitely the odds. Or a dead horse.

Hopefully they will give Marvin Lewis enough time to build a winner.

Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,

What head injury?

You know there's this website called ESPN.com you could check out. Might be up your alley.

I hate the Cardinals so much now that I hate the Rams and Blues, two teams I couldn't otherwise give a fuck about. I hate McDonald's because they're the golden arches and St Louis has an arch. "Lol, haterzzzz butthurt u jelly"

I never realized being from the Midwest was a race.

I KNOW! And it really sucks how I have no control of reading this website.

It's perfectly legal to sell expired Bud Light. You just have to change the name to Natural Light.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

As a fellow R******* fan, allow me to jump in and offer a tepid defense of these "dull-witted" fans. We like a football team. That's supposed to be a diversionary experience. None of us wants our fandom to become a lightning rod for controversy, we just want to root for our terrible football team and that's it. …

Battered Fan Syndrome: no matter how often the NFL (et al) lie, cheat, bumble, insult intelligence, felonize, act entitled or generally take fans for granted, NFL fans will NEVER leave the NFL

Goodell: I'm sorry, baby. You know I didn't mean it. Give me another chance. It'll be different this time. I promise.

"beating the pussy up" is in fact a euphemism for engaging in really good sex.

This is a good fruit opinion.

Raspberry is a mediocre-ass fruit. Not even the best of the berries.