That's because you only go on pizza night

Anna Kendrick has been my number 1 female celebrity crush for like 6 years now

I have! Only had two drinks and felt more intoxicated than I have ever felt before. Very scary feeling. It's like someone snapped their fingers and I went from sober to wasted. Some guys who I knew through friends were "concerned" for me and took me in a cab back to one of their houses. Thank god when the cab pulled…

Oh, she had an explanation for that, too, don't you worry:

This is an accurate description of the process.

Well, I review things for a living (many other people do as well; I did not invent the concept), and it would be kinda cumbersome and also useless to just keep repeating "This sucks ... but please, by all means, drink it if you'd like to." The latter part is implied by the fact that I have never actually gone to your…

Well, to view it consensually you would have to click on a descriptive link first. Given that's not how the comments works, I'd say that's a no.

I want to know how awkward this conversation got when someone brought up that the hottest disney dude is actually Robin Hood.

It's taken me a long time to figure out why I hate being catcalled in almost every scenario but I think it's a combination of factors. For many women, when wanted/unwanted male attention starts, you're pretty young – a pre-teen or teenager. At that age, I didn't understand my own sexuality or really any one elses. I…

Don't worry about it. Everyone is different. I've been with my spouse nearly three years, we've yet to have an argument.

Absolutely but it mimics the not-so-subtle sexism in the comedy world so I am accustomed to it. I don't want to dismiss sexism — it exists and is pernicious — it's just that it didn't stop me from becoming a comedian and it didn't stop me from podcasting. There are awful people everywhere. The earth is literally shot…

When a hoard of Jezzies descends upon you to tell you how wrong you are (which is quite a lot, btw), you better end up thinking, "I shouldn't have provoked them. I brought this upon myself."

their defense is unchanged from last year, when they won the most prestigious club tournament in the world.

"Nice tities"

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

She's a keeper.

The same way the Corleones have casting authority in Hollywood.

Good for him. It's the biggest stage in the world, and he worked his ass off to get there. Showing emotion reveals his hard work, not a sense of entitlement.