I'm 5'11" but I love all those dresses. What I'm saying is get ready to see my pussy, America!

As a lover of weird, asymmetric, big ass bows, I totally love this dress! I wish I could see the back.

A brother can't get credit for shit around here.

Talented, Arrogant, and Brak

It was weird and hilarious. She did a perfect performance of a desperate, self-obsessed twit who thinks she's much smarter than she is. I loved everything she did, and I'm not even that big a fan.

If you think the only people who have trouble with the police are ones who break the law, you live in a very privileged little bubble.

OR

*cue white people saying "EXCEPT that James Bond comes from a novel featuring a white man from the UK. The author who created him created a drawing of the character, who is clearly white.

You guys, Stephen MOYER was in this. Not Stephen MERCHANT. They are, in fact, different people. Although it would have been delightful to watch Stephen Merchant as Captain Von Trapp...

But did Jack White look good in the sundress?

Who knows? He sold her a line of bull. Or she's sympathetic to his beliefs. Some combination. It's all fun and games until you're the one in the hoodie.

What a meaningless statistic. Most DRIVING occurs within 25 miles of home at under 30 mph.