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and yet you still post the comment! amazing.

OMG I eat at Nick’s almost every time I go to visit my parents in WPB!

turn this all to metric and you’d have a winner

any sport with judging (including referees or umpires) has subjectivity built in. so, all sports, basically.

this was a fun excercise in futility, so how’s the women’s side looking? any heavy favorites or will it be a free-for-all?

I didn't really understand casting Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor until I saw that picture up there.

so you would say you were ... a kin of Akin?

And she grew up near me in Eatonville, FL, "one of the first all-black towns to be formed after the Emancipation Proclamation." - Wikipedia

Yeah, I was trying to figure out exactly what was going on there.

I liked the photo in the article that shows her staring at her own middle finger as a guide for how to place the lights.

At least we're still plastering every post with her picture!

If that were the case, how on earth would you ever see the tweet that started with a period?

I keep looking for the part that says "this 'editorial' content is a paid advertisement of Comedy Central."

The º symbol is on the iOS keyboard, if you hold down the zero (0) key, the degree symbol pops up as an option.

THIS. They're the best to stick behind your ear, too, without having to worry about some fancy, crappy grip sticking to your skin/ear.

I've been a honeyhoney fan for a few (holy crap, more like 4) years now and I have a major crush on Suzanne. Swoon.