The other day I saw gravity at Barnes & Noble looking for a book on Simone Biles.

yep.

If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.

Looks like an ankle massage, at least that’s where his hands are. Also, I thought the garter toss was more of a thing. There appears to be almost zero interest from the other guests so I’m going with a calf/ankle massage.

A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!! I love it too. And it’s not me choosing to face a “bad” situation positively. I actively chose to be single because I like it that way. I’m not interested in having to balance my life decisions against the needs of someone else.

“I think if I married an American and lived in the country for 44 years I’d know how to conjugate a very simple and widely used verb.”

I must have an old soul, because I’ve had this as a mantra since I was in my early 20s. I had a coworker who used to constantly be late and she was my reliever. One day, after a long 8 hour shift working retail standing on tender ass feet, she called to tell me she was going to be 30 minutes late and I lost my shit.…

Am Southern, don’t GAF about “coastal elites”, also don’t GAF where ranch was invented; it’s far superior to that moldy abomination.

You hate ranch, but like moldy cheese sauce. Okay.

Agreed, on all three points. (That this sounds fantastic, that “everyday” aspect needs to be important to the game, and that the leaker did something really shitty)

I saw this and thought, WOW. But then... then I grew concerned with the focus on combat (it might just be for the focus group). I would love a game that…

Except in a significant way it is not his past indiscretions that are hindering him, it is his present responses to them.

You must have only taken Cartography 101. They get to the diaphragms in 102.

Ah, it’s the Acceptable Victim Gatekeeper! Only nice and ‘likable’ women are allowed to be victims, right? And being a victim certainly wouldn’t mess with someone’s emotional state. Plus since they’re “whores” of some variety they were asking for it anyway. STFU and take your trashy misogynistic drama with you.

Guys, if we don’t confirm B Kav he will kill this puppy. Dont force him to kill this puppy, Democrats. He doesnt want to kill this puppy, oh no, but if this Clintonite conspiracy doesnt end, I just dont know what other choice he has.

I’m a white lady teacher in an urban school. I’ve been around awhile. I’ve heard *multiple* other white lady teachers (of the Teach For America variety) get frustrated at kids and say things like, “I don’t HAVE to be here,” “I’m here for YOU and and you don’t appreciate me!” etc.

Shit, just draw an s on the end with a magic marker and tell them you’re a big Diana Ross fan.

That’s because of cultural Stockholm Syndrome

A male feminist walks into a bar

Stories where a child loses their Cool Magical Powers because they are Growing Up is dumb - I get it, adulthood loses magic and wonder and things are shit now YOU DON'T NEED TO FUCKING RUB-IT-IN DAHL AND HAYO MIYAZAKI!