All names are cyclical, it’s not an unusual thing that certain names are popular right now. In my generation it was Kate. So many Kates. I don’t see the point of getting annoyed that different names get popular at different times- more people are likely to be exposed to them and decide they like them too.

Did she have a brother named Pterodactyl?

Stupid, drunk, and intently studying ABC’s hit show The Bachelor is no way to go through life, son.

So Messi is supposed to be exquisitely aware of the entirely opaque aversion to shoes in their culture (which he is not a part of), but they aren’t expected to understand that he is unfamiliar with that quirk of their culture and refrain from losing their collective shit? Who gives a fuck if someone was offended over…

Eh, I get where you’re coming from, but I wouldn’t restrict a “potential sex list” to hot people; that’s pretty boring as a sole criteria. Plus, attractiveness is relative in general, especially in music, where a ton of classically unattractive performers get laid on account of their talent/status.

It’s a safe way to explore your partner’s tastes. “Which of our friends/acquaintances would you fuck if you could?” is not a question most people are comfortable asking. That leaves celebrities as someone you’re both familiar with but don’t feel threatened by. And if your partner has horrible tastes in celebrities,…

i mean, yeah shes plays a mean guitar and violin...

“Why do you joke about hanging fruit? It is delicious and gives great sustenance. I see no humor here.”

The fact that “cheese dust” and “caramel” are not in your top three (two!) is a goddamned travesty. I’m sure Old Bay is good and it’s hard to go wrong with some simple butter and salt but soy sauce? Dafuq?

no, no it’s not. and i even saw someone get called out for the same mistake in the comments of last year’s bee post. dammit.

Beedeviling? Is that too much?

Okay, I gotta figure out if this follow thing is worth the effort or what it’s about. I think you may “get” me.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

“this is exactly what people that grew up with Full House wanted. We wanted stupid, dumb, predictable humor and we got it in spades. We wanted it to feel like an 80's-to-early-90's sitcom and that is EXACTLY what we got”

In response to a number of braying jackasses I’d rather not bring out of the greys by responding to them individually, “Yes, of course she and her legal team knew this line of questioning was coming.” Because this is such an effective line of attack, any sleazeball huckster worth his salt is going to play it, and any…

And it’s so ridiculous. Even if you buy into all the arguments that women can’t play sports (ignoring stuff like the WNBA and the soccer WNT), people honestly think women can’t even discuss them? I mean seriously, what the fuck?

I’m black and I think that’s a really absurd way of thinking about the push for diversity. It’s incredibly limiting to think that each person should only fight for the success of and draw attention to the struggles of the group they belong to.

Do people forget that they were put on this show as babies?

Part of it is probably personality and the fact that he was a neurosurgeon for so long, and there is some detachment of emotions from life in general when you do that kind of work, but I think on a basic level, for me, he is lacking in kindness and common sense. To minimize and deny Barack Obama’s experiences as a…

Gee, it’s almost as if there isn’t a singular “Black American experience”, and that we are not a monolithic group with a hive mind. It’s funny that one of the few times we hear Ben Carson talk about “real racism” is when he’s using it to try to discredit another Black person. Not altogether surprising though.