A guy with a TV show is saying he's at a disadvantage...fucking white tears, always ruining life.

Having “less of an advantage” is not a disadvantage

Hopefully they’d argue about the merits of electric blankets. And Xavier would argue that running off and joining an experimental theater group in Poland was all very well for Magneto, but impractical for most people.

C’mon Gayle... could we not get a “Sorry, well-spoken for what? A former mayor? A bald dude?”

cast Gabrielle Union as a Ninja, or as a Vampire. Or a dentist. She’s cool.

You have some pretty specific, obvious and admirable kinks.

Jeremy Bearimy.

It took me a stupidly long time (til now, in fact) to realize the Chidi and Jason are mirrors of each other in just about every way possible.

This was a lovely, heartfelt episode, but I just want to make time to mention that the exchange between Chidi and Michael

Feels like the thesis of the whole show-the creative team has said that we will discover ‘What We Owe to Each Other’-maybe that’ll be it. People make each other better, and we owe it to each other to mutually improve (not necessarily save someone who shows no capacity or change or interest in self-improvement). 

-“We’re not not a book group”...Chidi. Chidi, no.

I was in tears at that ending. Good lord, January is forever away. Goddamn, Mike Schur. 

don’t spin this as some “bring your kid to work day” BS. Yeah sure, a kid can learn a lot watching their old man work, see how an adult workplace is, see how hard he works to put bread on the table. But this isn’t that.

All that went right out the window once he was performing labor. Then a whole different legal, and…

It’s dangerous to have a little kid in a restaurant kitchen though. People get hurt in restaurant kitchens all the time. Hot grease, sharp objects, etc. I am all for kids helping out in their home kitchens (some of my fondest memories are in my family members’ kitchens; that’s how I learned to cook), but at least…

Except as how the afterlife (or purgatory, anyway) is apparently always 74 degrees and sunny. A truly good afterlife is around 57 degrees - just chilly enough to need a sweater and to make it so that sitting on your couch reading a book and sipping tea is a worthwhile daily pursuit. 

They hit 40

Actually, Tom Banks was introduced to the American public through the timeless cross-dressing sitcom Bosom Buddies (1980-1982), also starring Peter Scolari (as the other Bosom Buddy), a pre-Sarah Paulson Holland Taylor, and the late Wendie Jo Sperber.

This has absolutely been a water cooler show....

For thirsty girls and gays.

You’re thinking of Doris Day

His dad was an actor.