As someone who was in the Army during 9/11 I can personally say that I do not feel offended in anyway by kneeling football players. Obviously as one person among the ~1.3M people in the military, my opinion is anecdotal and not a blanket belief by all veterans, but I have a hard time imagining many of the other…

My guess is Trump does that to every document just to see if there’s a hidden picture...like the back of a Mad Magazine.

Moreover, why is it folded vertically? That's psychopathy right there. 

I hate when I see/hear conversations like this: Aww, you must like her, huh? After all, you’re always teasing (bullying) her and pulling her pigtails (physically pushing her around).

By fuck Ben you mean get fucked by Ben right?

Falwell intended to send the image to his and Becki’s personal trainer, Ben Crosswhite, as a “thank you” for helping his wife achieve her fitness goals, the employee said. In the course of texting, Falwell accidentally sent the message to several other people, necessitating a cleanup.

In a statement, Falwell denied…

So, wait, he meant to send the trainer the lingerie photo?

But they’re not. Racial epithets only carry weight because of the systematic racism behind them. They’re used to remind people to “know their place”. White people have privilege, so the use of “cracker” has very little force behind it.

White men from Texas? Criminal domestic abusers?

Just so I’m clear: you think my friends are domestic abusers/criminals? Seriously that’s your argument? That they can’t pass a background check?

Meanwhile I’m sitting here being all Generation X and can’t wait to be dead. I’m fucking exhausted and just ready to be done. I’m also depressed as hell but even at my best I welcome death.

“Mike Pence is not a homophobe”

The people who find this inspiring are the ones who only see God's handiwork in this rather than an idiot who ignored symptoms for too long and then was saved by medical science. 

Lana Del Rey sings pretty explicitly about sex. It would still look weird to see a male journalist go “how do you like to fuck, though?”

Black Shelton

I thought you gave children Miles Davis records, and possible some fine aged bourbon and cigars to enjoy while listening to them?

The only thing more delightful than a music snob is an music snob who enjoys telling people they listen to shit. Can I come to one of your parties?

There already is a Kidz Bop version. It’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I’ve watched it at least 100 times.  And when I watch it again tonight it will still be the worst thing I’ve ever seen.  

Sir, I simply asked if you’d like to renew your library card.

My first though was of the Miles Vorkosigan series and the scifi world that was set in. Basically women chose to utilize this technology in general, as the idea of carrying a baby to term (and all the risks, discomfort, etc. that comes with it) made no sense when there was a 100% safe and honestly better option.