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As a happy fellow traveler on the lifeboat of singledom, I like what you have to say and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Also, I would one hundred percent buy a shirt that says, “GET ON THE LIFE BOAT OF SINGLEDOM GIRL.”

What are my legal rights as far as turning this into an ebook to sell on Amazon? Because this is one dinosaur short of a best seller there.

Ready to worship this.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

My favorite part is the Devils announcer beginning to explain how “there’s a nerve” in your calf that would make you jump three feet in the air a second after being slashed.

Root Beer was invented on the wagon trail from Independence, MO to Oregon City, OR in the 1820's. That’s where the name came from. It was ‘the beer of the route.’ Lacking medicine and actual beer, settlers invented a refreshing elixir that would cure everything from broken bones to H1N1. You may be surprised to learn

“But a source notes there’s ‘concern’ that 27-year-old Blac Chyna is ‘preying’ on him ‘during a week time.’”

I’m just amazed that we can breed dogs and fruit now. Fucking science, man.

This is like watching The One starring Jet Li. Only significantly better.

Um her friends realized she was missing and called her mother. It doesn’t say how long that took but to assume she had bad friends who weren’t looking out for her is a bit much. They also thought she caught a ride. So maybe she gave them the impression that she waiting for one and when she was no longer in the house

Right. It’s the friends that are to blame, not the idiot wearing shorts and a tank top in January in Wisconsin while binge drinking.

This is what happens when you get a bunch of THUGS together in one place.

I have a theory that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t actually have sex with the huge number of women he brings back to his room, he just really likes board games.

But remember guys, Football is Family!!!! You know, like how sometimes family members will very publicly abandon your family that has cared about and supported them for years because they find a different family that will make them more money.

“America. The world is a possibility for the Raider Nation.”

Jennifer Aniston was replaced in Brad Pitt’s love life and everyone in the world has kept noticing for years and years and years.