1. John Wilkes Booth

1) Groucho.

The worst part is that that man earned more Reddit gold with one crazypants post than I have working on the ASOIAF subreddit for over a year.

Death comes for rich and poor alike, champ.

I’m going to be honest. I try and avoid airplane lavatories. However due to gastrointestinal issues I would prefer to have the ability to use any empty bathroom. Personally I could not care less if it’s nicer or not. Then again I believe I qualify for one of their exceptions due to this. 

I’ve attached my entire worldview to this man

Your money won’t save you and you’ll die alone, just like all the rest of us poor schmucks.

I go by proximity. If I’m sitting at or near the bulkhead behind first class I’m using the first class bathroom because it just make no sense to walk all the way to the back of the plane, especially if they are doing drink service, about to start it, whatever. If you have a problem with that I’ll be sure to express…

So true.  It’s like they don’t realize spearmen->pikemen->lancers is the shittiest path.

THIS JUST IN: TheBuyout00123232 is an incel shitbird. 

Bathrooms are bathrooms, regardless if you’re wealthy enough to afford first class tickets, I assure you your shit stinks just like coach. 

Fackin’ SWEET DRIVEBY TROAL kid.

It’ll be fun peeing in your seat on our next flight together.

Wouldn’t it actually be common courtesy and class to let people have the dignity of going to the bathroom when they have to, rather than making them wait in line for a half hour when there are perfectly good, open bathrooms nearby?

Okay chill out there buddy this ain’t the titanic.

Tomorrow I’m flying on a short hop flight that cost me $900. In two weeks it’s a trip to england that sent me back almost $6000. I fly enough that I finally told myself I won’t fly ‘in the back’ any more. You sir are a complete idjit if you think I bought the exclusive rights to that lav up front, for me and my first…

Poors need to keep with their own in cattle class. The elites don’t want to have to view the unwashed masses.

Actually it was spearheaded by Mercedes to keep people from grey-market importing their cars. You could save up to $10,000 by importing a car direct from Europe instead of through Mercedes USA due to the value of the dollar vs other currencies at the time.