No, if you aren’t a believer, those things are all a lie that you have to participate in.

Not particularly. He claims not to be bothered by religion yet would somehow see his marriage as less sincere if it took place in a church (same vows made to each other, just without a priest saying God at the very end) and fears one simple ceremony the kid won’t remember will somehow lead to massive church attendance…

I am also Italian, and I am by nature 90% aggression.

I’m here to help change that for you! I HAVE FAITH IN YOU SO GET CONFIDENT, STUPID. 

I have ADD, and it’s freaking murder for me. This is why I smoke weed. 

I’m not a “you’re dumb if you believe in God” kind of atheist (they suck)

I need a change of pants after just imagining this

My sincerest apologies to THE GREATEST GENERATION

Sexists: Overt sexists (see the criticisms of Warren being a “school marm” type). Subconscious sexists. People who don’t consider themselves sexist but also think a woman can’t win so they won’t vote for her.

Kiwi skins — you can in fact eat them but it’s a weird texture and nobody does.

The guy is a hero for standing up for what he believes in, in the face of an oppressive government.  The fact that he beats up Tai Chi dorks is icing on the cake.

I don’t care who does it, if you push strong policies for labor I’ll vote for you. It seems the Warren team is learning. If this turns into a race between two strong pro-labor candidates, maybe there's hope after all.

Nope. No substitutions in the dough. Honestly, don’t worry about the butter, because when you roll out the dough you’re dispersing it pretty well. You end up with about a normal pat of butter in each bun. 

Come to Maine. I’m unconvinced the Bush Recession is over.

The U.S. economic outlook is healthy according to the key economic indicators. The most critical indicator is the gross domestic product, which measures the nation’s production output. The GDP growth rate is expected to remain between the 2% to 3% ideal range. Unemployment is forecast to continue at the natural rate.…

The $200M+ figure is correct. This wasn’t a 10 year old Global Hawk. The military initially claimed it was a MQ-4C Triton, but they later corrected the account to reflect that the drone was in fact a BAMS-D (a prototype version of the RQ-4A drone). It was one of only 4 drones built as this specific variant. Even a…

UAW workers are being spoiled brats that don’t understand their jobs will be almost completely gone in 10 years time when GM/FoMoCo/FCA and everyone else start producing EVs.

The UAW is aware of the impact of EVs

CATASS AND I DEMAND THE CHIEF QUEEF BRIEF!

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