I’m trying to figure out a way to haul stuff with my doofy little Volt. I don’t want a truck, but I craigslist enough stuff and haul enough things that I don’t want to rent a UHaul every single time. I’m trying to figure out what I can do to be able to haul a dresser to my house or a shelf or some wood for my newest…

I’m a heretic because I live in Boston and am saying this, but Dunkin is meh. Their donuts are good, but nothing else is. Their coffee is shit. Their chai latte is a tragedy. Their breakfast sandwiches are sad and way, way too caloriffic for what they are.

That description was a ride. First I was like “oh man, this will be interesting, because there are definitely people who will try to hide behind ‘it’s racism’ when these kids were doing something wrong.” Then I read they were actually wearing masks. Nope, it really is just racism.

Can I ask what is probably an incredibly stupid question?

Holy *shit.*

Pardon me. I didn’t know we were on stage for a formal debate, not screwing around on the internet.

Wheat cereal is for “wellness”-obsessed skinny folks who have forbidden themselves from eating cake on their birthday.

No. Fuck that. Fuck that a lot. It is not classist to forgive student loans. In fact, *most* loans are taken by people who never finish college at all and just have this debt hanging over them.

Being childless can be not a choice. Infertility happens. Having a child outside of rape is *always* a choice. Somebody put a penis in someone’s vagina. That is a choice that was made. There are no accidental situations where sperm just beamed their way into a uterus.

Counterpoint: wheat-based ‘healthy’ cereal stuff is bullshit and grits are amazing

Where I come from, everyone ate their grits with salt and butter and we liked it, dammit! :P

To be clear, I’m not pulling for these words to succeed as insults. I’m just curious what, if we flensed every “once had a meaning relevant to a demographic” word from the insult repertoire, what we would be left with. People aren’t going to make up words out of random noises.

Here’s the thing about insults: all of them come from something.

The only thing that saved our asses was Trump fucking over his own party by telling them not to vote in the runoffs. We gotta cement these changes or they’re gone.

Oh yeah, this was going to happen. My family lives in Georgia and are fighting mad about this. My dad is apoplectic. Absolutely they buy into the whole “it was voting fraud” thing.

Yeah, the lesson here is that trying to find protection from being hit by people is punishable by getting sprayed in the eyes, and that all adults are evil.

These people have enough physical strength and training that they could’ve stuffed a nine year old girl under one arm and kept doing whatever they were doing. Children are not strong. What’s she going to do, bite them and cause a bruise under the uniform? Oh no.

I want a rule that assholes can’t have long hair. It’s too hot. Bad people aren’t allowed to be hot. ><

You can do so much better than Pizza Hut.

What is the magic behind Boston Market chicken? I’ve had a whole ton of rotisserie chickens in my life, and nothing has the flavor that it does. It’s very specific.