I think I’m doing it wrong. I got a frother a while back, but all it does is kinda...stir the milk up a lot? It still doesn’t fluff up nicely. D:

While I understand that surveillance tends to lead to more surveillance and privacy intrusions only get worse, I do fail to see how drones monitoring crowds is any different than the current state of affairs.

It also just doesn’t work. I did it for six entire months and lost...drum roll please...12 pounds.

Red Lobster is the shit. Their biscuits are divine, they have this huge triple chocolate cake bullshit that is amazing, and they slather everything in butter.

“5. The 44 percent of white women who didn’t vote for Trump” lawd yes we are so tired

Fucking seriously. Like, can I complain about this? Supposedly, according to these bald-faced lies, I am as heavy as Trump, and I call *shenanigans.* There is no way Trump is only 240 pounds or whatever.

OK as much as Trump sucks, a broken clock is right twice a day, and dammit I want an emergency Diet Coke button. You can skip the platter and butler, though. Just like, have some random person drop it off next time they pass by the office.

You can just take out the start of the article. Rice is rice, and other foods won’t be able to imitate it. It’s like how mushrooms aren’t meat, rice flour isn’t wheat flour, and almond milk isn’t milk.

 I will switch to meatless when it’s not just ground beef imitation. Get me a fake steak that tastes like real steak, and you have me. 

I keep running into issues with cleaning robots: things on the floor. Amazon boxes, cords for the TV, shit like that. I don’t want to have to clean things off the floor to have my robot do stuff. I actually went back to a manual vacuum because the Roomba required too much damn work. At least I can push that box into a…

I feel you on this “endless takeout” thing. I can’t go to restaurants anymore. I can’t meet up with friends anymore. No cafes. No parties. Nothing. The only thing I have now is food I can order via takeout to feel like I’m *doing something* that isn’t work.

Wait, pepperoni isn’t pizza except in America?!

How do you make the healthiest possible pizza without resorting to piling vegetables on? I’m sure there are meats that make a more or less greasy pizza.

I am so, so confused. Attorney general? Can’t she just fire all their asses instead of suing?

Y’all need to stop taking single studies as gospel and stick to cool shit about food.

Fair enough, I was being too simplistic. I’m sorry that you didn’t get to continue your work — the internet really is putting all of journalism in a blender and seeing what comes out, and a whole lot of people are having a hard time. That sucks so much.

I don’t pirate movies or steal from bookstores. I do encourage public schools and borrow from libraries.

This doesn’t change the fact that good fact-checked media is barred to poor folks and “entertainment-as-news” lies are not.

Exceptions exist. I also find the Times to be way, way less bullshit than most conservative media.

My issue right now with me composting is that I eat mostly animal products, and you can’t put meat scraps and bones in compost without serious treatment. Certainly community compost won’t take them. (You can do it at home *carefully.*)