I know this is a necropost but like...holy shit how did your tongue get blistered from candy?!

...it’s just pudding with cookie crumbs and it’s called dirt because it looks like potting soil. Relax.

Holy cow do I love dirt desserts. They have a special place in my nostalgic heart. I’m used to the whole thing being cookie crumby, not just the top layer, but who cares — it’s amazing.

Any food that is one serving to you is not to be shared. I spent my precious calorie budget on this. You cannot have a bite. Shove off. I am like those angry food protecting dogs.

We didn’t even make a Christmas meal in my house and we just sadly ate leftovers. Most depressing Christmas ever. It didn’t even feel like Christmas. No tree, no decorations, no food.

This just reminds me of how they discontinued the truly best dessert they ever had: the All-American Chocolate Cake. It was stupid, egregious, and my favorite thing in that entire dang store. I bought it on my birthday once a year.

What are you responding to?

I shouldn’t dislike mint in things, but I do. I say shouldn’t because I don’t wince like when I eat melons (ew), but to me mint is a standalone flavor. It doesn’t go in things or with things. It’s the flavor of gum and hard candies. It doesn’t go on meat or in chocolate or whatever.

I admit bias because I love Diet Coke.

I like Avatar because I wanted some big-ass spectacle and pretty pictures and hot damn did it deliver. I don’t care that it’s Pocahontas with blue cat people. I don’t care that it leans on sketchy tropes for its plot. I don’t care that there’s nothing innovative about the movie’s actual narrative. I care that it looks…

CDPR shouldn’t have advertised this for low grade hardware or old rigs. That said, nobody should’ve believed them when they said it. No new shiny game works on 4+ year old hardware. CDPR is at fault, but did you guys know “gullible” is written on the ceiling?

I don’t think there will be lots of murder there. I imagine most of these will go home, grumble while watching Fox, and be standard abusive husbands and deadbeat dads with belts.

Yeah, I think not enough people are considering that she might just be brainwashed from childhood here.

Hyperbole is just part of the way that we talk now. Americans are a very chatty, energetic people, and that doesn’t make the way we do things bad any more than quiet, reserved cultures are bad. I’m sure they’d say that we’re obnoxious loudmouths who need to abandon the word awesome for real this time, and we’d say…

I feel you about Witcher 3. It took me five years to get around to playing it, because each damn time, I would be like “I don’t understand this universe, why am I doing any of this?” They give you no intro to the plot. Ciri feels like a massive Mary Sue who you’re chasing for no reason.

Broken clock, twice a day, etc. The FDA *is* a big, old, slow turtle. They also freak out about any new technology to the point where they don’t trust software in medical devices and insist that you do shit the hard way with mechanical means when you could just use a dang microcontroller.

Wait, bubblegum flavor is *nutmeg*?!

Legally, yes. Morally...hmmmmmm...yes but you didn’t hear that, so go do it.

I would take it from him and then promply make a big donation to a BLM or refugee or such charity. And flip him the bird.

I live in a town with a solid Hispanic presence, and it kills me to think about the people living along the beaches with Trump flags. Like...man, are you people in those houses okay just telling your neighbors you want them to fuck off and die?