Can someone here explain why normal eggnog tastes like super fake bubblegum flavor?

What, hell no. I want to sleep in the same bed as my partner. I want a single big room with a single big bed in it dangit.

Looks great even if I prefer dairy, but it’s a fitting tribute since he's vegan. Also, dang do I love Ben and Jerry's. Putting their big dick bank accounts to good use!

I’m here to grace you with the easiest, most bitchin’ fish recipe: Vietnamese Style Caramel Fish.

Slightly off topic, but I’m disappointed at how bad I am at liking local beef. Whenever I get farm share meat, it always tastes less rich and more bloody/metallic than store meat, especially the “good” butcher meat. It’s tough and hard to eat. What’s going on here? Am I just bad at meat/have been brainwashed by Big…

Definitely this. IDK about American breeds, but wagyu beef is extremely fatty and marbled in the way no other beef is. You can tell.

Just gonna say you’re wrong, because the best non-chocolate cookie is either the snickerdoodle or the molasses cookie.

But *why not*

It’s not a funny joke, but since nothing actually *bad* was said about the character or Chinese people, I fail to see how it’s racist. It’s just a play on rhyme that isn’t entertaining. Also, fucking hell, the dude is of Chinese descent.

Seriously. Anyone who will die on the hill of "demands poor people pay every red cent of taxes" is a monster.

Am artist, can confirm that eventually it’s easy to enter the validation loop and forget how to validate yourself. I’m basically doing that now. How do you even make art without someone to consume said art? It’s like screaming into the void and just as unsatisfying.

 I never saw this article but now I need like ten of these for to-work breakfast.

You seem fun at parties.

Probably really good cheese.

Turkey is extremely high variance. It can be a block of dry dust compressed into the shape of a bird, or it can be moist and delicious with every single mouthful. Too many people have had something closer to the first end of the quality line. It’s very possible to make the second.

“There’s something satisfying and reassuring about knowing that dumb, racist people can’t stand you. Having someone whose entire worldview is wrong tell you that you’re an idiot is the closest thing you’ll ever get to a confirmation that you’re on the right path.”

I’m really impressed at the amount of deep argument going on in the turkey fandom right here. I’m not even being sarcastic.

What? No. These plumbers don’t understand pH or chemistry. According to some quick stats from Google, the average human produces around 1.7 liters of urine per day, urinating around 7 times. Those are awkward numbers, so let’s do 1.5L in 5 urinations. Each pee then measures 300mL in volume. Urine is mostly water. It’s…

Fuck this, not only does it make anyone with any student debt or less lucrative jobs feel like shit, but it’s unrealistic for anyone born after 1980 or so.

Really burned by fanfic, aren’t you?