I had to read that several times and then snorted water up my nose when I finally saw it. XD

I’m 1000% certain I don’t need to say this, but broken clocks are right twice a day, and Brian Kemp is still an election stealing pile of swamp ooze.

Are farmers still having issues moving product? We should be getting whatever people we can on delivering food from “going to be disposed of due to excess” farms to food banks.

100% lynching, now the family is covering it up. Cops are either friends of the family or don’t want to prosecute white people for hurting a black boy. I’ll put some cash on that.

This, just absolutely this. Given how the body was seriously mutilated, my guess is that it was a torture and drowning situation, but there are details here we aren’t given like whether the wounds imply it was post-death mutilation (a coverup or someone having some sick fun with their new toy) or pre-death (having a…

Caramel apples are so big you have to bite them and then your teeth get stuck and it’s awful, and also the surface area to volume ratio of apples sucks for caramel. Mostly I eat the caramel off the apple and then eat the apple, so what’s the point?

I thought Grimace was a taste bud?

I come from a tiny town, ran the fuck to Boston, and will not be going home. I don’t think I can save anyone down there, and it would destroy me.

Does nobody in these comments understand sarcasm?

Holy crap. That is some serious intricacy.

www.vox.com/platform/amp/2020/11/4/21537966/trump-black-voters-exit-polls

Nothing unites people like having someone to beat up on. The only way humanity will ever unite is if aliens show up and become the new common enemy/whipping boy.

White folks may suck, but I'm pretty sure the Cuban vote lost us Florida. Biden hella underperformed in Miami-Dade.

That’s the Gros Michel flavor.

I like deviled eggs. That’s all the egg knowledge I have right now. That and omelettes.

Did you get to stay with your dad?

Uhhhh. I don’t usually time this...an hour or so on high?

I understand the alien egg vibe that everyone is getting from cutting into the outer crust, but I'm still not sure why you guys think the inside looks rotten. It looks like a stack of thin apple slices that are cooked. That's just what spices make happen to things. It makes them look kind of dark and funny colored.

They deserve each other 

Wow. It is not hard to do your best at pronouncing someone’s name. Yes, some languages have phonemes that don’t show up in others. Even so, people understand this and are fine if you do your best. A good faith effort and an apology go a long way. And Perdue can’t get over a bit of confusion on emphasis in her name?