This would be a mark against him if he was actually a business man, but what he really is is a conman, so it doesn’t really matter.

Katy Perry is a try hard the likes of which would make Anne Hathaway blush.

No opinion on Demi, but... well done, you, on over 5 years sober! That is a great accomplishment, internet friend. Big hug to your mom, too, for her support!

I have a vague notion that Wilmer and Demi started dating when she was underrage and he was very much the opposite and it's making me wonder why her loved ones are so excited about them as a couple.

When Kelly got her appendix removed did she yell out “ Steve Carrell !!!!”

I think Demi really needs to surround herself with sober people to stay sober and I hope she doesn’t get back with Wilmer just because her family loves him because 1. he seems gross and like he like young women so he can run their lives and 2. I think she needs to learn to be sober by herself without other people…

Compare Maria Sherman to Kara Brown. Bobby Finger. Dodai Stewart. Anna Holmes. It’s insane to think that people like Maria can count themselves among the likes of the stellar writers who’ve been on this site’s masthead. None of them would ever have written actual ad copy for a shitty podcast like this. 

Listen to the full #FreeBritney podcast here. It’s a ride.

Yes, this is what people need when they check into a mental health facility to get their mind right: unfunny leeches proliferating conspiracy theories with made-up facts.

All I can think about is spitting toothpaste on that. That’s gonna get you some backsplash.

If he’s sticking with his story, as his attorney claims, it seems he would want the case unsealed.  Watch what a person does, not what he says.

She also peddled shitty transphobic dog crap on her show, holding an entire panel of “experts” (read:bigots) to opine on whether a trans woman should be allowed in the women’s Crossfit Games-and repeatedly misgendered Chaz Bono in the process.

I guess I’m the only person on Jez who finds them charming (a note: I have been a member of several churches where I disagree with the pastor’s POV on a social issue) but I’m quite excited that they’re coming to DIY, a cable network that I already pay for, rather than launching a new channel that would involve…

The source is totally Selena who wants Niall to ask her out right?

It is not your imagination lol. Hell, look at Ari.

British men do not get better looking with age. They either get uglier or they all end up looking like Angela Lansbury (which may or may not be a good thing). Case in point:

Up here in the U.S. we didn’t have a measles outbreaks because of dedicated vaccination efforts until we cut funding to education and raised generations of fucking morons who decided the memes they read on the internet took precedent over decades if not centuries of undisputed science and the collective education of…

How about vaccines are so successful that people stopped fearing the disease and started fearing the vaccinations? The average American doesn’t know any children with polio but does know a few children on the autism spectrum. All it took was one loud crackpot (thanks, Dr. Wakefield) to make a “link” between vaccines…

Up here in America people are ignorant and they have a president telling them that immigrants bring disease and crime; so even though most countries have better vaccination rates than the US, don’t be surprised when the blame for preventable illnesses gets put on Mexicans*.

There was an episode of This American life several years ago about a measles outbreak in some town. They talked to the mother of a little girl who was too young to be vaccinated and got sick. She was planning on getting her vaccinated when she reached the right age but got sick before then. The health department…