Is a “micro-club” just renting a fancy private room and bartender for drinking? 

Gonna connect the dots between Taylor Swift partying at Outer Heaven and her singing in High Fidelity about doing something on April 29th to convince myself that she’s teasing her role as Liquid Snake in that Metal Gear Solid movie

But he has given names, lots of them. Leo, Kate Mara, Olivia Thirlby, and that’s just from the press on the book. I think you’re making some assumptions based on very little.  My guess is he may have wanted to include it, but the reps for the actor wouldn’t confirm so there would be no point anyway.  

I’m not so sure about that take. Haven’t read the book of course but the point of his stories seems to be to analyse trans- and homophobia in Hollywood from firsthand experience. You don’t need to name names to convey what’s going on.

I don’t love that the Phoenix Act is being called ERW’s “pet cause”.

There's no known cure for Irish.

Are we not getting a red carpet round-up?! That’s the ONLYEST part of awards shows that I am interested in, and this one gave us a lot to think about!!!

I mean... to be fair, he’s a professional fighter, so... Maybe he’s just a workaholic? (Just kidding. He’s an asshole.)

If anything Britney is Sam’s finance (sorry Sam)!

Every time I read about Conor McGregor, it’s because he tried to fight someone. Someone get him an MRI and a therapist, stat.

I tuned into this during some interminable commercial breaks during the football game. If I needed a solitary reminder that I am indeed old, this spectacle did it for me. I quite simply don’t get it. Between the hamster-headed dance team, the odd assortment of adjacent celebrities, and Doja Cat’s ... outfit (??), I’m…

Sam Asghari, Britney Spears’s finance, does not appreciate everyone’s prenup jokes. [E!] 

someone said something mean to a vapid reality star. Jez wrote about it because they’re paid to. We, stupidly, clicked on the article.

So ... nobody sued her? What am I reading?

I have it for Michael Fassbender as well. I know I’m not alone in that, though.

I saw Questlove make a fine suggestion on FB today: let’s all celebrate Ronnie Spector today rather than talk about Phil Spector.

I find it bizarre Armie Hammer posted so much incriminating / lewd stuff, even to a ‘private’ instagram. I’m an LA person, and I dated a guy who went on to become famous, and I have a million photos he willingly sent me of things, but, that was private between two people. Armie was posting stuff to his stories for…

You know, it’s a really common thing that happens, that a lot of people mistakenly think they are face-blind, when in actuality, they are only looking at a picture of Armie Hammer.

He makes Sam Worthington look like Jai Courtney on Taylor Kitsch’s worst day. 

Why is he a thing? He is possibly the blandest white man to ever bland white man (I say this as a bland white woman). I could not possibly pick him out of a lineup. He out-Kens the Ken doll. As I enter this reply, I can’t even call up what he looks like; I have to scroll back to the top of the page.