Does he think a DNA swab is like a Pap smear?!

I’ll see your lotus and raise you an Om!

And cheaper still to do neither! 

My mother would beg to differ. Its top in her arsenal of “not a judgment, merely an observation" snark.

KvD is definitely problematic, but that’s not her. That’s Michelle McGee, another of Jesse James’ exes.

When you start the embryo retrieval process, the paperwork you have to sign is wild. It covers these types of situations but you don’t ever think it will as actually happen. The whole thing is wrought with emotion. My heart breaks for those whose embryos were destroyed.

She actually said that wasn’t entirely true. She wanted kids and went through the motions of fertility treatment but bc she wasn’t entirely trusting of Lamar and his addiction she made sure she didn’t actually get pregnant. Made for good tv though - way to go, Momager!

Tried to explain this to my mother and uncle at Thanksgiving dinner. Got a lot of “BUT SHE SAVED THE DRESS, SHE WANTED IT.” Grrrrr.

My brain interpreters this as Jon Lovitz, and I was very confused. Intrigued, but confused.

All the stars for quoting Jordan Catalano 😍

Though I suppose if we could, it’d be 20/20, no? ;-)

RelationSHEP - it’s based off his naaaame.

When we were young we all sat on a couch together. As we got older and more ornery she separated us into living room/dining room/family room. Those lucky ducks in the dining and living rooms could at least peek at each other in the doorway between the 2 rooms; the poor family room kid was on their own to stare at…

My mother would make us sit in “silent reflection” from 12-3 on good Friday because that’s when jesus hung on the cross. At 3 we would say an Our Father and only then could we turn the tv back on.

I just had mine done yesterday! I was going for a cool spiked accent nail (the ryan ashley photo - girl’s nail game is on POINT), but it didn’t quite turn out that way (too much top coat). Even so, i think i’ll keep it for a few weeks.

I will always amd forever have a crush on James Hetfield (2nd from the right).

RIP Don Geiss. :-(

Immediate tears. It was beautiful.

My husband and I listed to RTJ3 yesterday,between Christmas visit stops. 10/10, highly recommended!

I don’t understand. If it’s off the record, what’s the point? A shitty photo op?