Yyyyyyuuuuppppp.

I have a relative who is convinced that Jordyn and Kylie are lovers.

wow i read james harden as james corden at first and was actually blown away.

Reggie Bush

I am on team Jordyn, I don’t know why, but I would contribute to her GoFundMe page to finance her tell-all and lawyers to get around the NDA’s.

So... Jordyn Woods is secretly in love with Khloe K., and is hooking up with these guys because of transference? Is that what this whole thing’s about?

First of all, the K family’s all out assault on Jordyn is gross. Second of all, Khloe hooked up with James while he was still dating her alleged friend Trina. Alls fair in love in war until the Ks get burned. Then they become vindictive. 

Michael Cohen was one of many lawyers who represented me (unfortunately).

My guess is that he stopped at the first line and thought the other guy was gloating at Cohen’s misfortune.

I love Taraji but her unwavering support of TJH really makes me question her and take her less seriously. Not to mention I will watch nothing he is in. Still mad Lee Daniels cast him. 

oh good, I am sure Terrance Howard is a great testimonial to attest and vouch for Jussie Smollett...

Oatly is my new fucking jam - when I can find it. That shit hits the shelves at Target and Whole Foods and two seconds later it’s gone! 

Oatley is super good. Get the coffee one for hot cocoa and eco for cold. I found it worth the money. 

My colleague Rich Juzwiak once said that’s because it’s full of sugar, but I’d rather put a splash of something sweet in my coffee than risk it with whole milk.

Yeah, my current favourite is Elizabeth Warren, and her age is making me hesitate, and she’s 8 years younger than him. Sanders is too old. Age does matter, we can’t run the risk of having someone with dementia in that role since we learned in the past 2 years that no one will put country over party and invoke the 25th…

Seriously, whoever took that beer pong picture is a fucking douchebag. Does it not occur to these people how nice it is that they’re too unimportant for anyone to give a shit what they’re doing? 

Not a good idea. He caught lightning in a bottle last time and had the perfect foil in Hilary Clinton. Now he has candidates that will highlight all of his flaws and blind spots. There’s Elizabeth Warren who is socialist leaning but is actually a member of the Democratic Party, unlike Bernie. Bernie still hasn’t…

For me, Bernie Sanders is a little like Jesus Christ.

Emphasis on ‘rabid.’ And they are rabid Bernie supporters which almost covers up their misogyny/racism. Almost!

This bears repeating over and over.