Five days minimum. Not sure if I’ll be able to keep going much longer after that.

He looks nothing like me.

A flatulence.

The Bucs’ offering to help pay is an empty gesture. They are only willing to donate $4, or a buck an ear.

This happened maybe, like, twice but Rafael Furcal used to try and bunt over the charging 3B’s head whenever he caught someone cheating early. The 90 foot double is pretty exciting in a little league sort of way.

It is upsetting how he is such a smug jagoff and so hot at the same time. Maybe the redpillers are right.

I can not help to love Anthony Bourdain.

And where all his biscuits are oonderbaked.

I loved Alden Ehrenreich in Hail Caesar! and I’m rooting for him in the Han Solo movie, though that sounds like a clusterfuck. This movie sounds good, even with Jezebel nemesis Ansel in the lead...

A giant fuck no to both Mark Zuckerberg and The Rock. You want to get into public service, boys? Run for mayor, dog catcher, what the fuck ever, not the leader of the free world, ok? Who the fuck wants Mark Zuckerberg anyway?

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

So y’all clocked the wedding ring he was wearing, right? I’m just going to pretend I missed it. 

In addition to having to evacuate Cloud City with none of his personal belongings, Lando did lose the Falcon to Han originally, so it may have been Han wearing Lando’s cloths all along. Lando just got his ship and old cloths back.

I have no interest in Venom whatsoever but I came here for Tom Hardy and I’ll stay here for Tom Hardy.

I’m conflicted. I have never cared for Venom, or anything popularized by Todd McFarlane really, but Tom Hardy is the best thing to happen to the movies since Paul Newman. This seems like such a waste but I’ll probably end up watching it anyway.

I honestly don’t know if I should feel upset about this. I kinda get the reasoning, even if I think the end result sucks. If the character being white is part of the story, you can’t really change that, can you? I’m... I’d really like to read a Trump article right now. Those are way easier to form an opinion on.

“Henry Miller’s estate, for example, allows for all-black casts of All My Sons and Death of a Salesman.”

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.