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Dec 10 2018
27

I love my Instant Pot. I use it for Instant Pot appropriate things. The people who drag that ginormous thing out for boiled eggs that you can make in an electric kettle in the same time it takes to set up the Instant Pot are certified nutballs.

Oct 9 2018
89

Tom Hardy is def a boyfriend. Also this video almost caused my uterus to expel my IUD via sheer will:

Jun 11 2018
10

OOOH! Fan art can make an impact! Then there’s hope for my two Star Wars casting choices! I drew Callan Mulvey and Frank Grillo as scoundrels and bounty hunters.

May 31 2018
140

Hi! Dan from Deadspin here. I have some information to add so the Jezebel commenters can make an informed decision.

Jan 23 2018
1

I know the Cars franchise isn’t particularly popular (although I have found a few people here who, like me, actually find the series quite charming) and that there is already a Pixar movie nominated (and likely winning) this year, but there is no way you can convince me by any reasonable metric that Cars 3 is worse Read more

Dec 19 2017
399

Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly

Dec 5 2017
7

I was a 70s Star Wars kid, had the original awful R2D2, and was disappointed when the Droid Factory added a third leg but didn’t fix the dome.

Nov 30 2017
37

Sure, there’s apple, blueberry, cherry, lemon meringue, key lime, Mississippi mud, pumpkin, pecan, chocolate pecan, chocolate mousse, strawberry rhubarb, chess pie, bourbon walnut, coconut cream, banana cream, peanut butter..

Nov 28 2017
56

It doesn’t get any better with age. My 14yo recently regaled the family with this joke at the dinner table: Read more

Nov 28 2017
54

my 3yo has been very into his scrotum lately and loves to tell me how there’s 2 fluffy balls in there

Nov 20 2017
27

Glad he was more than just a Witness.

Nov 17 2017
24

Having my cats consume my dead flesh is my plan for ascending to godhood. Pretty sure I can get the wife onboard with it.

Nov 8 2017
20

I don’t know, I think it sounds like a very African understanding of the world. Questions of language and identity in postcolonial Africa are still very much in flux and the colonial languages spoken by African natives are ‘European’ voices. In 1986, after being imprisoned for staging a play in his native Gĩkũyũ, Read more

Oct 10 2017
17

I made this one last night.