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aurora
12/10/18
12:52 PM
27

I love my Instant Pot. I use it for Instant Pot appropriate things. The people who drag that ginormous thing out for boiled eggs that you can make in an electric kettle in the same time it takes to set up the Instant Pot are certified nutballs.

10/9/18
2:23 PM
89

Tom Hardy is def a boyfriend. Also this video almost caused my uterus to expel my IUD via sheer will:

6/11/18
1:14 AM
10

OOOH! Fan art can make an impact! Then there’s hope for my two Star Wars casting choices! I drew Callan Mulvey and Frank Grillo as scoundrels and bounty hunters.

5/31/18
5:25 PM
140

Hi! Dan from Deadspin here. I have some information to add so the Jezebel commenters can make an informed decision.

1/23/18
4:30 PM
1

I know the Cars franchise isn’t particularly popular (although I have found a few people here who, like me, actually find the series quite charming) and that there is already a Pixar movie nominated (and likely winning) this year, but there is no way you can convince me by any reasonable metric that Cars 3 is worse Read more

12/19/17
12:29 PM
399

Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly

12/5/17
12:24 PM
7

I was a 70s Star Wars kid, had the original awful R2D2, and was disappointed when the Droid Factory added a third leg but didn’t fix the dome.

11/30/17
4:47 PM
37

Sure, there’s apple, blueberry, cherry, lemon meringue, key lime, Mississippi mud, pumpkin, pecan, chocolate pecan, chocolate mousse, strawberry rhubarb, chess pie, bourbon walnut, coconut cream, banana cream, peanut butter..

11/28/17
1:14 PM
54

my 3yo has been very into his scrotum lately and loves to tell me how there’s 2 fluffy balls in there

11/17/17
5:20 PM
24

Having my cats consume my dead flesh is my plan for ascending to godhood. Pretty sure I can get the wife onboard with it.

11/8/17
3:58 PM
20

I don’t know, I think it sounds like a very African understanding of the world. Questions of language and identity in postcolonial Africa are still very much in flux and the colonial languages spoken by African natives are ‘European’ voices. In 1986, after being imprisoned for staging a play in his native Gĩkũyũ, Read more