I’m black you dumbass

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

They better start baking eels or I’m gonna be pissed.

Marilyn Manson wishes he was Noel Fielding.

Don’t be mean to my goth boo Noel 😡

That’s Richmond. He got scurvy.

Through the first four games of 2017, Puig has five hits and four walks in 16 plate appearances—and three of those hits were big ol’ dongs. 

Merlin isn’t having any of this Guy Ritchie shit.

Hello and thank you!

wow I can’t believe my coworkers didn’t tell me we have a vineyard

Or like any wine professional (or even a basic waiter) knows, just twist and lift as you’re finishing the pour.

Those praying the gay away camps never made any sense to me for a bevy of reasons, if a parent is afraid their child will be gay, why would you send them to a camp with other hot gay kids? Doesn’t make any sense.

The greatest trick the Batman ever pulled was convincing the world Bruce Wayne exists.

I used to volunteer a lot for Planned Parenthood in Los Angeles, and much of that was “community outreach” — going to communities that had a clinic and passing out information about the services it offered. The very first time I did one of those, I had what remains the most rewarding and simultaneously most…

Hello! As a former Hill person, two things:

Don Jr looks like you combined the DNA of Vincent Adultman and Butthead.

Another doggo fails at catch.

White women who want to broadcast their politics (in addition to actually taking action, ahem) could also just wear a t-shirt from Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, Amnesty, SPLC, CAIR, BLM, NOW, NPR, DNC ... the possibilities are endless. Just anything at all besides almost literally #notallwhitewomen.

Baby Fennic Foxes would like a word

We’ve had two new giraffe babies at the Oklahoma City Zoo in the last couple of years (one is just a month old!)...they are freaking precious! Watching them run is a hoot.