Pussycat Dome!

Off, off topic: Josh Duhamel doesn’t know when to use “I” and when to use “me”. I’m guessing you won’t care, though. :-)

At this point, if you even THINK about making the argument that Hillary is just as bad as Trump, please remove yourself from society and just think about what you’ve done for a while.

Look, fuck the Players Tribune forever, but they should win definitely so Vin Scully could ride on a big ass float telling stories about other parades he’s seen

is that not a thing for other people

Since these came in pretty late last night, it should be noted that ANW competitor and Supergirl stuntwoman Jessie Graff won the Emmys red carpet last night:

Douchecan-eau?

Leslie Jones can and should do a lot better than a smarmy douche like John Mayer. Also, she should be aware of John’s self proclaimed “David Duke Dick”.

“Trump’s interview this morning with Dr. Oz will just be a conversation about well-being, being active and positive thinking.”

I love you, Bobby. I didn't realize what I was missing until I met you.

I hope they get Tamal, the fab gay British-Asian trainee anaesthetist from last series, in to present.

yas

Wrong. It’s this:

Also, the two candidates I can think of for best tweet ever.

Ok, this was worth it.

In honor of Matt’s very special disclosure, here is a very woke 17-year-old me explaining to the Teen section of the newspaper who I would support, if I could vote. January 2004, presented without comment:

He gets to keep his phone and computer though right?

Bar Soap’s for the Shower, Liquid’s for the Sink, Two In the Pink, and One In the Stink

Streganona Jones