LET ME TELL YOU THE SECRET HOW TO BE ALWAYS FULL OF BEANS.

Casey Conway

That may be true. But not on the basis of what I read here.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

i think in my personal experience, guys say hey after sex because they want to make sure i am still a speaking, thinking human and not an actually lifeless starfish (despite what the previous 3 minutes may have indicated)

I recently followed him on Twitter and amazingly my answer is still yes.

Well she can’t have any pudding! How does she expect to have any pudding if she only beats her meat?

“BeatOffWithBacon.”

Yeah the bread-baking thing makes me think that someone has read a few too many “Chicken Soup for the Soul” type stories. Like, “My wife had fallen out of love with me, I decided to bake her a loaf of bread every week to symbolize my love for her, I wasn’t a very good baker but I kept at it and we fell back in LOVE.…

My husband and I danced to Black or White by Michael Jackson, we’re interracial, and the guests in attendance seemed to be in on the joke, they all joined us on the dance floor.

We danced to Harvest Moon by Neil Young on the Harvest moon.

i know this is really mean, but i thought that was king joffrey at first.

That’s a really unflattering picture of Mr. Dixon. Here, let me help:

the bae-est.

Nomadikat has an older sister?

I have no problem with people—white or otherwise—doing work like this. What I do hate (and something I saw a lot when I lived in Cape Town for 5 months) is when people take pictures with children and then post them on the internet. I only shared images of kids whose names I knew and who I actually developed…