Is this how you interact with people in person, or is it just online?

Engaged in good faith? You literally told me that the thing I am excited about is bad and awful and hurting your friends. You decided to explain to me that just because the sexist backlash online isn’t the majority of people, that I shouldn’t even be concerned about it. No, you’d rather make comments on an article…

Found him

I’m sure we’re supposed to be all “wah wah poor widdle millionaires” but hot damn if I wouldn’t also be fed up with that crap. 8:30 AM is a perfectly reasonable time to start construction work. 6 GODDAMN AM IS NOT.

PLEASE fuck off

fuck off

I was kind of hoping the money was for a swat team that would bust in and rescue her but this is really good also.

It’s the pooptone color of the year

Great, now I’m going to be comparing all of my poops to this to make sure I defecate in the right pantone.

A lot of people will tell you that is a crocodile.

That is... always true

She just set herself up to get dragged to dust by Samantha Bee tho

No, we’re just idiots

WHOA MAN YOU GOT ME THERE

I don’t know what you mean because I’ve never read Deadspin before.

@Guillermo: One of the worst feelings is when you’re the one who picked the movie and everybody is obviously hating it. Sighing and squirming and giving you in the dark side eye.

Nobody puts Barack in a corner.

Sounds a lot like Gawker.