Well, Ryan Gosling didn't actually say that. It's a meme, created by a woman on tumblr. I suspect almost all of the thoughts uttered by this fantasy man are based on the writings of women. http://feministryangosling.tumblr.com/

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I took "albeit in Canada" to mean that it's likely that the majority of Jez readers are USian, and may not have seen those shows.

I wasn't going to listen to it, but now I will.

I suspect there are some people who don't know anything about BDSM stuff who think that Fifty Shades is domestic violence who also think that legit BDSM is domestic violence, in addition to the BDSM experts who think Fifty Shades is not legit and is also domestic violence.

Placentae?

But what else am I supposed to do with all these placentas?

Woman but not lady

Carl also couldn't be bothered. However, if I sing for him, he leaves the room, so I guess this is an improvement?

Why not neither?

If I could get someone to deliver that to me, I certainly would.

What about potatoes, Pinkham? I've become pretty found of the pizza at one of my local joints with "sour cream base topped with rosemary roasted baby red potatoes [thinly sliced], green onions, bacon with mozzarella and cheddar cheese." Am I an abomination?

First Edition of Pope's 1775 translation can be found for the low low price of $25,000 over on AbeBooks.

But I'm totally digging Oscar Isaacs look here.

As a California girl, I have to say that I'm sad that I have to be on Katy Perry's side in this West Coast East Coast Top 40 war. Not that I love Taylor so much, just that I like her marginally better than Katy. Since I moved to the PNW a while ago, maybe I can just fight on the side of Sleater-Kinney now that they're…

I know I'll see you around Twitter, but I do want to say, like everyone else, how proud I am to have watched your journey. I'll never forget the time I was freaking out on GT about my squalorly room and you gave me all kinds of practical suggestions and checked in on my progress throughout the day. It helped a lot.…

I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers that.