And suddenly I don't miss my carefree college creative writing workshop days anymore!

He's thinner and less beardy, right? Those eyebrows are unmistakable.

re: male orgasm face, men make most of the media, and it seems like men think they look dumb when they orgasm. I think it's the same thinking that means we get no dong on GoT, but all the boobs and bush we can handle.

I'm almost as excited about you seeing Tommy Lasorda as I am about Mark (allegedly) pinching James Deen's bottom.

It sort of sounds to me like they don't have to act/dress alike all the time, but just for this recruiting nonsense. It sounds terrible and I would never do it, but it seems more like they're only supposed to be conforming when absolutely necessary, which is a useful life lesson if you're interested in having a…

I hope the Goldblums come up with some really good Goldfinger parody songs to sing to the goldbaby.

I'm all for Kim owning her sexuality and a being a business woman, but I also think being a jerk to your mom because she's not dressing sexily enough is pretty anti-feminist.

you should totally Google her. She's pretty great.

sometimes, if I know my name is going to be entered into a computer, I just write it on a piece of paper ahead of time. Aurora Longlastname-Shortname isn't easy for anyone.

Whatever. It's my hot body. I do what I want.

To round out your Edward Herrmann film festival, you might watch him in The Paper Chase.

I used to watch that Real Sex show on HBO with my mom, and we'd both giggle.

This column makes me miss my fancy-beer drinking co-worker/friend. We would wander around Seattle drinking beer and we'd always end up sharing a large bottle of something expensive and sour and amazing. Dumb jerk had to move to Japan with his wife instead of staying at his boring, stressful job with me.

Ugh. Barf.

Remember, MLK Jr will judge you by the content of your cookie.

At least they're not commercializing Martin Luther King Jr Day?

And I am suddenly cured of that holiday-loneliness-based desire to go back on OKC.

Ruth and Jake? Yes, please.

counterpoint: YUH-HUH!

Man, I wouldn't be a dick about my lime green tops or anything, but if I could afford to pay a person to drag me out of bed to go work out, I would certainly use this service. Maybe I should just make a friend to go running with (it has to be a real friend or I'll flake out every time).