koalas are cute, but also filthy beasts

I was at the game Monday night and had 3 Shocktops and was also surprised at how sober I was afterwards. I'm kind of upset because I paid to be drunker, but I'm also grateful that I wasn't hungover on Tuesday.

yeah. That's some pretty advanced stuff for a middle school boy to be into.

When I was about 10, I saw The First Nudie Musical (starting Cindy Williams of Laverne & Shirley) on Showtime or Skinamax. There was an audition scene in which a fully nude couple tap danced. So floppy!

Thank you for lifting the seat. You are a nice lady.

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Nope. Many museums will let you photograph their permanent collection (with no flash).

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I have never read that book, but this Mallory Ortberg take on it is amazing. http://the-toast.net/2014/09/18/lov…

I think I hate Babar because I had a copy in French for some reason and I couldn't read it.

Did you ever watch the Paper Chase TV show? I recently learned of its existence and am curious.

Hey, if it was good enough for Emily Gilmore, it's good enough for you, lady!

God, it bums me out that I share a love of Pete and Pete with this tool. I didn't think about how white it was when it came out (because privilege), but (in spite of a cameo by LL Cool J) it was a very white show.

Maybe the problem is that he spends most of his time talking to ducks, geese, cows and she-bears? At least 90% of those female animals don't care about sports.

I'm taking a break from my Gilmore Girls binge to listen to a baseball game.

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Bye, Callie! We'll miss you!