My cat was named Elderberry when I got him from the rescue place. I changed his name to Carl Purrkins, but his last name changes to any other famous Carl/Carlos/Karlheinz I can think of according to whim.

I kind of love that lady.

I've been listening to a lot of late 60s/early 70s Aretha lately (Young, Gifted and Black is an amazing album), and it's been making me wonder how anyone would even think there was a reason to sing in that style after hearing her in her prime. If I were Adele, as talented as she is, I would be sick to my stomach…

I know, right?

This terrible Ralph Lauren ad embodies the young fashionable vinyl purchasing lifestyle.

Oh my god: "The woman who once called herself a 'boytoy' is hoping they'll start calling her a Broadway star." And then explaining who Madonna is? The 80s were so long ago!

First french fries, now french braids. Did the French really invent anything???

I didn't even realize this was America until I went to look up the video. I'm a little bit younger than you, but I also really liked the deep meaningfulness of Horse with No Name as a kid.

Okay, yes. Yes, I will. And on further consideration, I'm accepting Abracadabra by Steve Miller as well.

this is the only magic song I will recognize.

I wonder if they tried to get Garry "Call Me Mr." Marshall to co-produce the show.

Yeah, the first long paragraph was okay. "Don't message me if you clearly don't fit with what I've explained I want." But that questionnaire!

As a Seattleite, I am totally pretending that's true.

(More NFL x Feminism gifs here)

You should write copy for Netflix or DVD cases or whatever. I always see that Debra Messing movie when I'm browsing but I've never wanted to watch it until this moment.

14. Idiot Runners Running In Place at Stoplights.

PRATT PRATT PRATT

Man, the only thing that would surprise me to hear about Rhianna's private life is that she's actually celibate and straight-edge.