Is EDM music the new ATM machine?

Edited because I'm dumb and forgot that Song of Songs has two names. I totally agree with you.

Blue seems like a happy, healthy baby whose parents love her. What more does any child need?

I WANNA DIP MY BAAAAAAALLS IN IT!

Oh wow. I could never buy a bra called the TaTaTamer.

Dude(tte)! An inexpensive high support sports bra that comes in larger sizes? Thank you SO MUCH for sharing. I have this one for running, and it's great, but $56 is a bummer sometimes.

Because he said "flippin" so much, I read Nathaniel's reviews in the voice of Moss from the IT Crowd, which made me like him a lot more than I should have.

My weird stepmom.

Is there an address where I can send the staff a bunch of good Washington honeycrisps this fall? I suspect you haven't all eaten them if you're ranking them below galas (which are my second favorite commonly available apple).

Fair enough.

I think too many of these jerks haven't had a honeycrisp, and therefore this list is invalid.

Protip: If you see "Ranking of the Fruits" in the headline and a big picture of someone looking at fruit, and you're only interested in reading about sports, DON'T OPEN THE LINK.

I think the Belchers are one of the best families in TV history. They're all slightly terrible, but they love and accept each other. Plus they're funny as hell.

Oh. Wait.

Wow! I'm so surprised and pleased that you ranked grapefruit so high. Like any normal human, I think you are enormously wrong about much of this list (I could eat mango and pineapple with lemon juice and chili powder all day (or at least until my intestines revolt)), but good job for that. I love grapefruit.

I would subscribe to that newsletter. CAPHam and HamNo, on the loose!

"But while you're free to have your opinion and rage about it to your heart's content, you aren't free to do it here. There's plenty to criticize about this site from institutional issues right down to individual posts, but presenting those critiques like an asshole and then gasping when we don't listen to them is so,…

I agree (although I think it's okay to ask very popular authors to think about broaden their perspective). It would be great if he felt comfortable with and capable of writing from the POV of a gay person, but if he doesn't, he doesn't. We should support authors who can write about the things we're interested in…

I'm so sad that he's gone. And fuck depression.

I don't know how things are ever going to change. I want to believe that things are getting better, but I'm really not seeing it. It seems so easy: don't treat other people like they're less than human.