What does publishing, writing or reading articles on dumb topics have to do with not wanting to see violent porn gifs unexpectedly?

I only know about it because of Dirt Bag!

The Elusive Chanteuse is part of the title of Mariah Carey's latest album, iirc. I think Callie is just being silly.

I never said you weren't allowed to express your opinion. I never even implied that. You said "can we stop...talking about" it. I said you don't have to talk about it. I said if you're tired of Kim, you don't have to read about her, you don't have to talk about her, you barely have to think about her. You may not…

The key word there is "choose." You don't have to be a part of any conversations about Kim K if you don't want to be. I hope you embrace that knowledge and go forth, born anew in freedom.

Yeah, quit forcing us to open, read and comment on these articles, Jezebel! 😡😡😡

"Sleep with" is common, clean parlance. It's not all love or fucking.

I'm just a sad weirdo, but I strongly urge everyone to go with dill instead of parsley.

I understand why you say this (I recall an afternoon when there were about 4 Jez articles with titles that started with "Don't" or "Stop"), but I think this is the wrong article to choose to point it out. "Stop othering me" is very different from "stop trying to make scrunchies happen."

If your girlfriend or wife is being mean to you and it's making you feel like hitting her, the thing to do is leave. People are mean sometimes, but that doesn't mean you should hit them.

He was trying to reach the cat police.

You should make another burner account and tell us all about this wonderful company, all casual. "Oh, have you tried ___________. They're so wonderful!"

that was entirely sincere.

This is a very nice story. Thank you for sharing.

I approve of this idea. Tina gifs for everyone!

As evidenced by your name.

THANKS LINDY

Hooray for cats and Fridays and Marks!