aurelius03
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My favorite is the 'you have a group of rapists with 9000 penises coming after you'. Is that 9000 rapists, each with one penis? Or a baker's dozen with 9000 penises? Because the former lacks imagination but the latter is amazing from a scientific standpoint.

As a wee lad, I was always mesmerized by the lady mannequins. Then I discovered my mom's Victoria Secrets. No one has yet to disprove to me that Daniela Pestova is not an angel.

Closest I got was raw noodling in the urban dictionary. People need more to do with their lives.

Seems reasonable.

I recognize that many people have the sole income provider/stay at home dynamic and it works for them. If two people are happy with that arrangement, then that is all that is important. So you are correct, there is nothing wrong with that arrangement.

So some guy (could easily be a woman) does not want to engage in idle banter about nonsense with some chatty Kathy (could easily be a Ken). You know what! I hate conversations about the weather, what your kid did that was so amazing, and what did we all eat for lunch. If frivolous chatter passes for charming, I'm

I hate to break it to you, but she did not like you. The only reason in the history of the world (hyperbole) that someone breaks up with someone else is that they do not like you anymore. I'm guessing because you listed an A, B, C, & D; you asked why? Fair enough. You really expect them to say I don't like you?

You are welcome. I was of the mentality that life is about choices. Sometimes people make bad choices and suffer the consequences of those choices. Too bad so sad, right?

I am a professionally licensed engineer. I just got to wake up, go to work, and avoid major pitfalls in life. I am okay. Well, sometimes the waking up and going to work part is hard.

I'm doing it wrong.

I did not lose anything besides some money supporting her when we lived together. I make more than I need and giving her a chance was more than worth it to me. Just hard on the ol' heart strings but that is life.

I believe the illegal drug use to be the genesis of what you describe. As the addiction becomes all consuming, behavior becomes more erratic. This leads to unreliability and inability to keep a legitimate job. Start missing payments on things like cars/houses and the loss of transportation/eviction follows. Still

This has been my experience. My most recent Ex went through the opiate progression in high school. Weak painkillers-strong painkillers-free basing oxycotin-heroin. I dated her after she got 'clean'. Turns out they just gave her two giant bottles of Xanax a month to be a zombie for the rest of her life with some

I support furious masturbation.

My only thoughts (other than camel toe), who was filming this? Had to be a very loving SO or an over indulgent friend. How could you not die of laughter once the prancing began?

I believe households where the woman is the primary breadwinner earn higher incomes relative to households where the man is the primary breadwinner is because there are two incomes contributing to the household. At a much higher rate, I am betting the woman and the man both have careers in households that the woman

I would say the article suggests to exercise more intelligently. It has been known for some time that endurance athletes suffer from similar rates of heart attacks, joint failures, and injuries that have normally been associated with obesity. This is due to the chronic inflammation traditional endurance training

What you describe sounds awfully familiar to the muscle confusion myth. Your body simply adapts to the external stresses applied to it. If you want adaptation, you must continue to apply external stresses. Strength training takes advantage of this by simply using linear weight progression. Strength athletes (and

Black magic is real? I'm all in. Anyone got a goat I can sacrifi...borrow?

In all fairness, penises are hilarious.