AuntyWaldorf
auntywaldorf
2:28 PM
44

These drills are just a fact of life in schools now, the way recess or lunchtime or math class is. The two things I keep thinking about in regard to that:

9/17/19
1:21 PM
15

Why are we still doing [checks notes] it feels [shuffles papers] really lazy.

9/17/19
12:07 PM
52

She says this as she talks about how she’s away from her kids all day on THE WEEKEND(childcare) and has a photo-op with lawyers tutoring her in a house as she sits in full make-up with a wig on, with the “TORTS” book just carefully placed on the table for her personal photographer TEAM to catch and put on her instagram

9/17/19
11:21 AM
1

Yes they do! I was a manager in food service and these young girls come to work in “full face” looks using hundreds of dollars of designer makeup and fake lashes, contouring. I even know teenagers with lip filler

9/17/19
11:07 AM
13

For the boys, they still look like weird kids going through puberty, but it’s a lifelong look for them. They will never not look weird and misplaced.

9/17/19
10:44 AM
122

That Broadway story is so awful, I am surprised it is being played for laughs.  I had the misfortune of seeing a person masturbate in public once and it was aggressive and invasive and not at all funny or cute.

9/17/19
10:35 AM
62

I’m just going to go out on a limb here and suggest that maybe Brad Pitt isn’t the brightest tool in the shed. 

9/16/19
8:34 PM
8

I read that Barron actually had a Slovenian accent for awhile because he saw his father so infrequently

9/16/19
8:00 PM
5

It’s become a weird hobby of mine to check comments on apparel ads on social media. A common trend is boasting size inclusivity followed by a string of comments reading “you don’t carry my size” and “or my size either.”

9/16/19
2:47 PM
13

They should tell Baron that Eric started vaping at a young age. You don’t want to wind up like Eric, do you?

9/16/19
2:07 PM
25

Frank Wilhoit: “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

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9/16/19
1:54 PM
133

It’s almost like capitalism and feminism don’t go well together.

9/16/19
1:10 PM
3

That’s what I didn’t get: He’s an exchange student, why would he give a fuck? If anything, a good storyline would have been that he was trying to get it in with every American girl he could and the lead and Kimmy, the mean girl, end up bonding over some asshole trying to use them.

9/16/19
11:06 AM
138

I would love to see Tom get asked, “What’s it like to be a short old guy in a tall young guy’s world?”